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i feel that's definitely not going to happen

“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”

— Unknown

possible AU where wolverine is a x men villain at first whose identity is only revealed(partially) to Prof.X, is later recruited to the team by Prof.X for slightly shady reasons unknown to the rest of the x men in exchange for recovering his memories.

*he has learning disabilities/mental illness of some kind

*purposely acts dumb and extra beastly (more growls in his speech other than his natural amount of growls) to be underestimated by them/gain trust to infiltrate X mansion to see if any other shady business going around

jubilee can persuade logan to do nearly anything she wants

she even got him to wear something other than his usual checked shirts and jeans for something tasteful, atleast according to jubes.

AND got him to shave his side burns for a day

(though that happens only after a week of "please please puh-leeeeaassssseee miiiissssTTTUUUUHHH WOooLVIIIIEEE and a few half planned poorly executed black mail attempts)

*scott : you got him to SHAVE, to dEcENcY !!!!!!!!!!!

logan secretly had the ability to control the movement of his hair, i.e. the can make all his hair stand up to make himself more threatening/bigger, but if you're not threatened by him he looks like a big, fluffy, black puff ball

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

oh fiery beast i see your true form in this plain mortal scene

why is scott's code name cyclops?

my intro to this man was from the x men movies, so by default i thought he was kinda of a jerk, cause others in the movie also treated him like an okay dude, very bland, an extreme stickler of the rules. A very uncool dude.

seeing him for this powers, a guy with who shoots red laser from his eyes.

as my curiosity and love for the x men grew, so did my google searches. naturally i typed in cyclops. i found something else entirely on the first page. letting my curiosity take over i learnt of what it actually means, with plenty of help from 'percy jackson' and 'wikipedia'

as it is near nothing actually relates to scott at all

then i learnt more about the x men, turns out scott is cool and a good guy. and even further away from his code name

why the hell was he named cyclops! i don't know what i'll do if i find out that charles named him cause the visor made it seem like he had one long horizontal eye.

if he does stories i bet he does bedtime lullabies. not the little cutesy ones, like 'twinkle twinkle little star', but like bad ass ones he sorta heard growing up or something he made up

he doesn't know any lullabies as such, so as lullabies he sings old old songs which brought him comfort to the little kids, basically deep meaningful songs.

maybe one of the songs revolve around a child traveling the cold icy terrain of canada, walking through the woods all alone, always learning something about himself through the surrounding nature and wildlife?

all the kids love it and now pester him to sing a lullaby especially the tiny tots. :-)

maybe he secretly tucks them in at night ;-)

the image of Logan having semi-regular storytimes about his missions/adventures with little life lessons in them is all thats running thro my mind now