It’s Always Sunny At The X-mansion

I've gone absolutely feral, foaming at the mouth, my cyclops brainrot has become terminal and he's all I can draw atm.

logan is a disney princess talking to animals in harmony with nature there's enough proof already

how and why does logan have a secret-not-so-secret thing for cheek kisses . i refuse to believe its a right only ororo has, but a right only she has used it (maybe abused MUHAHAHA)

justice for cyclops

marvel might make an x men movie....

they better give scott main character status and give him a fantastic story arc. he deserves it. he has been stereotyped and done dirty for too long

does anybody else want a female logan? for some of you thinking 'isn't there a female logan already', no not laura she's her own character, and not jane howlett marvel kinda introduced.

this logan, with an hourglass figure, 5'0 feet tall, same power set as comic wolverine, real burly and married to morph(kevin sydney), maybe with a beard too

tiny people problem

logan is around 5 feet tall, yes?

assuming the shelves at the supermarket is over 6 feet tall, our little tough man can't reach the top shelves for his maple syrup.

he has obviously tried to use a plastic stool but it broke cause of his weight

so, what does he do?

if ororo is free he gets her to tag along, if not her.... maybe scott ...because he's reasonable and not gonna tease the shit out of logan like other's will cause they are waiting for the moment of weakness to appear, to strike, for all the teases and snark logan has blessed them over the years.

if those 2 are not present for whatever UN-meeting-or-peace-coordinating-mission reasons, ....and if he's feeling petty ..... for a certain blond telepath calling him mean mean untrue things ..... and maybe mind controlling him a few times....

next time logan is seen leaving a grocery store, he has all the top shelf items, looking fashionable in one of emma's corsets and earrings, in tight pair of pants, strutting along with the cart in her 12 inch stripper heels.... ;-)

( heee hee heee! )

if you have silly headcanons, reblog and comment!!

:-) :-)

i feel that's definitely not going to happen

“I need to stop imagining situations in my head that aren’t going to happen.”

— Unknown

i don't wanna google this. i want interactions

guuuyyyyys i got a headcanon!!!!!!!!! one of logan's first jobs as a youth was at a morgue basically cutting up and examining bodies, sorta preserving them for a while for their funerals, carving tombstones, the works.. i.e. learning to do everything you do at a morgue and a funeral home hence he learns how to professionally/ medically dissect bodies. very good for his murder business ..... good good. also, and most importantly, he had learned to do makeup.... on corpses for funerals. so naturally when he ever went to a party, he’s always decked out in elegant funeral clothes, resembling morticia addams, a bit macabre but captivating

i like this ,but i have a little change in this because i also like the silly vision of logan adapting to technology.

so maybe he was illiterate till the few months leading upto ww1 . some general or leader at the camp recognizes logan's potential even though he might he one of the delinquent soldiers expected to die first because they were illiterate/ kinda dumb (low economic class).

said leader, puts in the effort to teach logan even though logan has un-diagnosed learning disabilities. logan doesn't have much faith 'cuz he had tried before but failed miserably.

the leader somehow succeeds; kind of becomes a role model for logan , logan now has some hope that he can be MORE than what he was before. (from this point forward he does shit, becomes highly qualified soldier, does secret government work--- this is his 'good soldier' era). after ww1 he stays with the leader, leader takes him under his wing, logan ends up pursuing higher education (something useful to make weapons, field stuff maybe chemistry and maths ?)

ww2 comes by this fellow is a secret soldier doing what not. rest of the plot bullshit happens. mindwipes happen, he's with the x men and something like @sniktwolverine described above. this man now has to get his education all over again.

he tries going to school but hates, hates it, even though he freaking lives at one. ultimately all the x men are his teachers for some subject. he even learns some shit from the kids by asking questions.

hell this scene would be so funny/sweet animated

could somebody write a fic or make some art if they feel like it :-)

im a firm believer that logan is completely illiterate. like, he cant read at all, and cant write either. he doesnt have a phone for this reason; everyone thinks hes just being an Old Guy but he genuinely cannot get any of the information being conveyed to him on a phone. no one, not even the telepaths, realize this until hank hands logan a note one day and logan goes, "i cant read this."

and everyone's like, "why?" assuming the handwriting might just be hard to decipher or too small or smudged or something.

and logan says, "i cant read."

it takes three hours for him to convince everyone he's serious