Announcement: I Am Sexy

announcement: i am sexy

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

It’s 12:40am. My mom is mad at me. I’m eating a bowl of Nutella in the dark by the light of my phone flashlight. Life is good.

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

I have the overwhelming urge to get a dog and name it Fergus.

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

The list of people that I hate without meeting is short, but people that make Instagram accounts for their pets then post AS their pets, are like 90% of that list.

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

Ok I know the world is going to hell and all but I just wanted to share that I saw a cloud that looked like Perry the platypus today

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

When I get older and buy a medieval castle, it needs to come with at least ONE (1) unnecessarily tall tower. Otherwise I will return it.

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

I just saw a light academia/ cottagecore text post that was like “I wish I could grow little flowers in my hair” and at first I was like *yeah, that would be dope* but ya know what NO it wouldn’t be, it would be awful. I can barely brush my hair on a GOOD day and now I wanna detangle and manage fLoWeRs ni sir it would not work for me. Not only that but buggggssss in your hairrrrr allll the timeee, you sit outside and a bee just lands IN YOUR HAIR I couldn’t do it. It’s a romantic, lovely, dreamy idea that I just thought way too hard about but wow no thank you

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shaded-lamp

3 years ago

Tbt the time I told myself I wasn’t gonna simp for men more than twice my age and then immediately fell in love with Bucky Barnes

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

Being a dark academic be loving learning and studying but also not studying and hyperfixating on one wikipedia page at the same time

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

What is time but a social construct designed to keep me from eating ice cream at all hours of the day

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shaded-lamp

4 years ago

I have homework but I think I might just go back to bed

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