I Feel Like An Archeologist While Looking At This Post

On a more positive note last night I saw a raccoon (? Around 1 am)

He was choncky like medium sized dog big, and my bro was riffling around my leaves

Had the audacity to look shocked at me being in my own yard

June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

Everything I learn about the old Pope is always outta left feild

what if the new pope is problematic :/

I need every song like this

MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD

I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD

Holy fuck that sounds brutal

TW: imaginary stabbing

Vivid daydreams of terrible scenarios suck. Like, you'll go to put a fork in the sink, then imagine yourself tripping on a cord and stabbing yourself in the eye with said fork. Then the entire time up until the fork is in the sink, you're wondering if you're still gonna have your right eye in the next few seconds.

Perhaps afterwards you're still reeling from the imagery you gave yourself.

Matpat leave YouTube is killing me

It made me realize that I'm growing up and so many damn YouTubers, that I love and had raised me more than my own parents, are leaving and that they'll never know how much I loved them.

Maybe one day they will all know how they positively impacted me and my friends

Shit day woke up at 5 something and was told take a shower and drive to have breakfast with my folks then get there and they already ate???

Then I have to go back and get all dressed up for basically a glorified dick measuring contest (for some of these men) car show

THEN

Get told that I'm being a brat for being overheated, frustrated there's no parking, still hungry cuz it's now 2, and now crying

The worst thing is I lost my earbud case and now only have the one I was wearing which means I have to get a new set because my phone doesn't have a headphone port

On the plus side I have an interview tomorrow

The neighbors are screaming at each other

gonna go outside and pretend to sweep

My friend needs help finding a fanfic with an oc x jing yuan where the OC has a black panther and is a mother figure to yanqing and her homeland has familiars.

Anyone can find it my friend is kinda bummed they can't remember where it's from

It's a shitty description but they're bad at explaining things :v

Also here's the art from it but the user is hard to find

I was truly ahead of my time when my dad had me pirating movies at nine :]