This might be Derek Guy's greatest masterpiece.
(The Twitter thread is probably easier to read and easier to look at the images, but I wanted to make sure it got preserved. Images are the tweets.)
(Continued in reblog)
from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator ☆
I used to do similar stuff in old Attack of the b team mod pack servers, except I would use the morph mod to turn into either a bat or a baby cave spider and then I’d tunnel 1 block tall mazes up down left and right underneath the server, at some parts I would even add extra mob checks with stairs and slabs so you had to have a half block or quarter block size mob to turn into to get anywhere.
i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
If Nerfs are supposed to be the Star Wars equivalent for cows, do they have a profession called nerfboy that every other child thinks would be rad or does bounty hunter and outlaw just fill that niche