Ok I’m Scared. My Follower Count Keeps Going Up. Every Time I Log Onto My Account, Another Hundred
Ok I’m scared. My follower count keeps going up. Every time I log onto my account, another hundred followers. Soon it will be up to 2000. Who are you people? Are you bots? Demons sent to torment me with your presence without ever liking my posts?? I thought I had all the trappings of fame but my audience turned out to be a stadium full of empty seats.
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Honestly at this point when Netflix cancels a show it’s an assurance of quality
Don’t get me wrong I love all the emo versions of Batman in modern adaptations where’s he’s all broody and just sits alone in a cave at night because ✨vibes✨ but one day I hope we see the comic accurate bat dad who adopts every stray child he meets and has movie nights with the justice league
The thing I find actually quite disturbing about Netflix is that they know that the only people who really have the time for the binge model are just actual children. Their main market is teenagers which is why shows like Wednesday and Ginny and Georgia do so well and television made for adults and people with full formed brains keeps getting cancelled. It’s pathetic
The only accurate versions of Batman are stinky lil sad boy emo bruce who listens to nirvanna in the dark and applies eyeliner without a mirror, and super dilf Bruce Wayne who adopts 12 new orphans a day.
That will be all.
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