As A Random Thought...

Credit: Zappa The Cat

Nimitz and I went for a lovely walk this afternoon.

#ah yes#you can always count on klaus’ threat being both creative and nauseating

This is actually the most obscure joke ever but just hear me out for a second

tag urself: fibre crafts edition

I need an adventure with my dog right now! 😍

Can they bring Katherine back from Hell, please? Can THAT be how TVD ends?

A lesson from infidelity

I finally understand the gamblers burrowed in some dark room, livelihood splayed across the table;

no one is there to win.

- Laurent H

my turtle goes trick-r-treating

someone: damn bich can u hold a grudge

me, an intellectual: "i don't hold a grudge. i cradle it. i coddle it. i feed it fine cuts of meat and send it to the best schools. i nurture my grudges."