He Needs To Teach Me To Be Okay With It Because I Am Not 😭😭😭 I Will Cry Just Thinking Abt Everything

Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Claire: Yeah, perfect.

this may be a stupid question but logistically speaking if Janet dies/gets killed/yada yada in Maddie’s body is she zoinked back to Split River since that’s where she as her original person died bc ghost boundary or is she now bound to the area that she as body possessing Maddie died?

(check tags for my thoughts)

*Simon calls Xavier*

Xavier: Hey Simon, what's up?

Simon, trying to be nonchalant: I'm sitting in a pool of blood, no biggie

Xavier, on the verge of freaking out: Is it... your blood?

Simon, still tryna be a tough guy: Yeah, I think so

Xavier: Do you know where it's coming from?!?

Simon: Probably the stab wound…

Xavier: YOU'VE BEEN STABBED?!?!?

Simon: Oh, yeah, definitely.

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.

Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?

Quinn: Chillax!

Rhonda: That's not a word.

Quinn: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most.

Nicole: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand bucks?

Simon: I would slap Xavier for free.

Xavier, shocked: I'm your best friend!?

Simon: No, I just really want to slap you.

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.