“My Body, Use It. Feed The Men.”

The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-

Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor

Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”

Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair

“You could have just joined up”

That too

Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.

Jopson: *sneaking away to get some rest after a long day of taking care of his withdrawal riddled captain*

That damn Bell: *rings*

Jopson:

“It wasn’t your fault, Fitzjames. You never could have predicted someone was gonna su*c*de bomb your party”- my friend after watching this scene

You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬

Bonus:

*Dundy listening through the door*

Cash cow:

pay pig:

and the third, sexiest option

whore horse:

Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?

Collins (visibly traumatized):

Poor baby can’t catch a break :(

Thomas “I’ve shot smaller hawks than you” Jopson