Latest Posts by sir-johns-leg - Page 3
Me no longer feeling the need to cry through each rewatch of The Terror:
(Jk I still do)
Why did he think this would work? Like girl, he barely knows you.
They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear
The bear in question:
He’s perfect…from his thousand yard stare to his absolute power stance.
I love him
That too
Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.
You know it’s bad when someone closes the door to yell at you 😬
Bonus:
*Dundy listening through the door*
Hodgson: *Yapping to Irving about some 16th century French art piece*
Irving: *watching Jacko longingly from across the room *
How I think the terror lieutenants would pose for their school photos:
Little:
Hodgson:
Irving:
Three posts in one day!…you guys are so lucky I’m manic rn.
Fitzjames: If you want respect. Earn it. Or are you determined to be the worst kind of first as well?
Crozier:
The lieutenants and Silna:
Hickey is the kind of guy that would walk into your room, knock over three trinkets, shift a painting, flip you off, and leave without closing the door.
Blanky: You’ll have to give the men something in return, if you’re going to ask them to walk 800 miles.
Fitzjames: *Already putting on a dress*
Sir John: Congratulations Mr. Collins, you are the first person to successfully dive in these waters!How was it?
Collins (visibly traumatized):
Poor baby can’t catch a break :(
Me to my friend I forced to watch The Terror: You wanna get crunk off the Peruvian (take an edible) and wander out into the Arctic void with me (watch The Terror again)? ❤️
My friend (nervously): Can I go home now, please?
Me:
Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*
Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?
Collins:
