I Don't Know Who Needs To Hear This, But If The Phrase "self Care" Doesn't Resonate With You, Try Calling

i have hired this fucking thing to stare at you

anyway. onto better things

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

hey guys i-

Me: “The food webs we try to teach children and the public are too simple to get the point across. Why do they never bother to show the more intricate relationships between specific species? It can’t be that hard to represent with basic teaching tools... I’ll make the thing!”

The thing:

Me: “....I get it now.”

my trusty old mouse finally died and i don't think i like this new mouse as much. :(

The way this entire can of coke fits exactly in this coke glass

I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

Alright screw it, here’s my first post because I want to stop procrastinating this. Expect future content be related to whatever fandom I’m in at the time.

Heres a design idea for my Neo Agent 3 and their smallfry in a splatoon 3 AU I’m writing. Just a doodle and very much so not final but enjoy!