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So I was originally going to attempt Grandtember, but I got too busy to participate (also I take ages to finish literally anything), so this is all I’ve managed to get done so far. Gonna try and get some other sketches at least for some of the other prompts.

Hypno Callie for Grandtember day one!

(Late by like a week but it’s okay I’m posting now)

Happy Grand Fest and Grand Run to those celebrating!

Mad about politics again

hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common

"Why don't people recognize Link in TOTK" bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn't bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like "Bake one of every pie"

Ah yes, the 3 genders. Male, female, and “what the fuck are you, a cop?”

We all know that the hero, the player always prevails. But what about the characters?

What happens to the Agents when they lose?

[eyestrain warning]

This idea has been done a thousand times over already but I thought I’d take a crack at it! I am obsessed with how this turned out, the effects were super fun to mess around with. This was made for the second Actually Infected art challenge prompt: corrupted file!

Agent 3 (red) - Defected and joined the Octarian Army

Agent 4 (yellow) - Captured and hypnotized by Octavio

Agent 8 (cyan) - Defeated by Agent 3 during the escape sequence and sanitized

Neo Agent 3 (magenta) - Fuzzified before they could reach the top of the rocket

Bonus points if their “evil” plans actually benefit more people than they harm, but the media either doesn’t connect the dots or purposely misrepresents them

That old apartment building with a scummy landlord? Evacuate the block, steal everything from it, then knock it down

That company the exploits workers? Their delivery trucks mysteriously never make it to their stores and they have to shut down, local charities start getting random donations of brand new items

That one racist/homophobic/generally awful politician? Killed on their way to work, with no other casualties

Things that are deliberately not accidents, but that people slowly start realizing are actually more positive than negative

i thought of a cool evil villain:

their entire philosophy is "there cannot be good without evil, and the world is too good, so i'll be the evil"

they say that they do this for fun, with the excuse being that they have to "maintain the balance"

they're actually quite kind and compassionate; their evil plans are specially engineered to never actually cause any life-threatening problems

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

Lesbian flag Seychellized.

For non-American tumblrians, four to five shoeboxes is about as tall as one couch

fucking insane to me that people can be mean to kids. this thing is four to five shoe boxes tall and youre shouting at it ?? ? what is your damage the mf just got here.