Would I Have Been Happier If We Had Never Met?

i only have good taste in mean who are not real. like Ross Lynch.

sirius walking in on a murder scene:

just imagine regulus killing someone with a knife (for a good cause obvs) and sirius walks in and sees him standing like a foot away from the corpse with messy hair, bloody hands and holding the murder weapon...

sirius:oh-

regulus:uhh...

sirius:...

regulus:...

sirius:...

regulus:siri this i-

sirius: so are we burning or burying?

regulus: wha-

📷 sophie thatcher via ericka verrett on instagram stories, january 31st 2025

aint no way the ass who tried to kil Trump couldnt do it. he shot FIVE TIMES. HE WAS RIGHT THERE???? IF U TRYNA PULL A JFK DO IT PROPERLY MF

guess who just declined the one of the best schools in the state cus it's 2 hours way!! (it's me!!!)

bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM

the poet who was just pulling shit out of his ass:

i remember that i had the Fattest crush on this one guy for 2 years and i still haven't told my friends

like i would steal glances at him and all that

they still don't know

GUESS WHO CAN KEEP A SECRET???!?!