congratulations to mr holmes for finally marrying dr watson 🎉🎉🎉
Wait.
“I want to believe that desert is where people start anew and figure out who they were supposed to be in this grand life of ours.” He dreamed of a grand, spacious desert that served as a blank slate where he could start over and become the person he’s meant to be.
And in the end, he’s standing in a large desert, laughing and screaming with unbridled joy about how he gets to go home, a place where he can start anew with a blank slate. And he gets the rest of his life to figure out the person he’s meant to be.
If only I were stronger still
Ok, I decided to go to Twitter to search for a Tweet that I like (I'm almost never on Twitter) and I stumbled through Thcscus tweet explaining she wrote Phil's wife as the Samsung Smart Fridge.
Now I already knew she had done this —It's not the first time she revealed this detail —but I read the replies to her Tweet and I can't breathe
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Tweets by Kyle (@thcscus):
so um is this a good time to say that i wrote the passerine mum not as mumza but as the. the samsung smart fridge
BECAUSE I DIDNT KNOW WHAT MUMZAS BOUNDARIES ARE REGARDING FANFIC SO I JUST *VAGUELY GESTURES*
THATS ALSO WHY SHES NEVER MENTIONED BY NAME LOL
Comment by Ender Mama (@EnderPandoran):
Sorry brain just thought of that scene where she cups Techno’s cheek and I just saw him getting smacked with a fridge door...
Comment by EM⁷ • Subscribe to Technoblade • 80% (@sleepybl4de):
I CANT FUCKING STOP LAUGHING. FUCKER JUST GETS HIT BY A FUCKING FRIDGE DOOR. I cant take this anymore 😭💀
Comment by CanonicalChaos (@BadlamBound):
Are you... Are you telling me I spent 15 minutes crying iver the death of a Samsung Smart Refrigerator??
Comment by dani 🇧🇷 🏳️🌈 ( ranboo art 📌) (@danithemoth):
i mean id also cry if one of them died. they're pretty expensive 😔
Comment by kae ✡ (@endrwalkr):
so does this make pass!tommy and pass!wilbur part fridge or
Comment by Sara :D (@Clayotic_):
Half-god half-kitchen-appliance hybrids
Comment by dolsu (@dandybrew):
so youre telling me pass!philza spent 10 years away from his family to figure out how to turn a samsung smart refrigerator back on?
Comment by prom🤡⚡ (@promsofa):
you’re telling me pass!phil abandoned his kids for ten years because his favorite sexy fridge stopped working
Comment by Dino (@dino_invisible):
One you said that I thought of the death scene and all I can image is
[Screenshot of Sad-is Sunsprite's Eulogy animatic where Tommy is crying at his mother deathbed. A photo of a Samsung Smart Fridge was put above the drawing of the mother.]
Comment by parker b. peter (@antifajasontodd):
the voices in wilburs head wasnt dream. it was bluetooth
Comment by chloe (0/9) (@mellqhis):
when she died did the light go out on the inside? did ice cubes fall from the water dispenser on the door? OH MY GOD.
Comment by Garzaa (@_AGweirdo):
"no... they take after their mothers[...]" tommy opens his mouth and a light turns on
wilbur randomly starts doing a sound similar to HMMMMMMM at random hours of the night
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God this is so beautiful yet awful and tragic. Fucking kills me.
memories are bullets
do not stand at my grave and weep
it just makes me soo like wilbur didnt want to be a father at first and now he's teaching tallulah to love because he believes it triumphs over everything...he wants to protect her with a thin wall between her and reality, from everything complicated, from fighting up close, in order to be safe. Safe enough to live, and to never face anything that could destroy love. It won't last forever, something will throw a wrench in that. Whether she runs into danger regardless, or she watches him from afar (just like he taught her, with the bow) dying for her. Whether her family is ripped from her, or she believes one day love isn't enough.
c!Dream is a tragic villain, not in the sense that he was molded into a terrible person by forces outside of his control, but in the way that every single decision he’s ever made has been the worst one possible. Like, he was respected, he had friends, he had so much going for him. But instead of being content, instead of quitting while he was ahead, he chose to be a child abusing mass murderer, and every step of the way you’re just left asking Why? Why would you throw away your life like this? How can you be this stupid? How don’t you hurt? And it’s awesome.
iñaki godoy studied luffyology at the esteemed monkey d'university. he graduated top of his class. latin honors. he's on his way to get a phd. oops wait he's already got it. my god. the talent on this young man. he's got that natural troublemaker face. the class clown at the back of the class kind of energy. a kid who's hiding something in his hand. u take one glance at this guy and u know he's not up to no good. but would u follow him anyway? are u kidding me. look at him. of course u would.
“…believe me to be, my dear fellow, Very sincerely yours, Sherlock Holmes”
— The end of Holmes’ “suicide” note, The Final Problem