John Hunnam And Co.

Don't Smoke, Kids

On the left, you see a healthy individual who doesn't smoke. On the right, we have a person who smokes 5 packs a day.

Remember, kids, smoking leads to hair loss!!!!

P.S. LOOK. AT. HIM.

Deputy Stacy Pratt

One of your fellow Hope County Deputies who's a good cop when his ego doesn't get in the way.

I can't believe this description is official. It hurts :/

You were sayin'?

Jacob had learned this one in Iraq and told it to Staci before, you know, going and dying on a hill.

DO YOU THINK STACI HAS BURIED JACOB?

We Were Robbed!!!

It seems like Staci has another animation where he is reading a book instead of just sitting on a chair (demonstrated by poor bastard Jacop).

WHY WOULD THEY EVER CUT IT AWAY????? LOOK AT THAT LEG CROSSING OMG.

Deputy J. SEED

Finally got the correct nametag for our deputy Seed!!

What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah. What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah.

WHO SAID JACOB IN A CAGE?

Oh, no one said that... (or did they?????!!!!)

NEVERMIND, I SAID JACOB IN A CAGE

Look at him he is so pethetiiiiic

I was too lazy to finalize these, but now I have a reason to post them ohoho.

Please tell me you guys see the vision??? Jacob and the deputy???

He can still hear his voice...

In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.

Deputy Seed in Action!

Turns out, it was not Deputy Rook who saved Staci; it was his fellow partner, Deputy Seed.

According to the report, Seed saved Staci from captivity, and they spent days hiding from the enemy in the forest. It is unknown what happened during that time.

It is also unknown why Deputy Seed didn't help his fellow officer remove the duct tape all this time.

We asked Deputy Pratt to share his side of the story. His comments follow below:

"Nnngh, mmm mmmph mmph mm-mm!"

We have yet to find out what exactly the deputy meant by that.

Why is he seed-eyeing us?

Wait, why do we hear Only You by The Platters playing?