Gotta Say

Okay, so we all know about the soulmate tattoo prompt, where if your soulmate writes something on their hands, arms, etc… you also get it, too, right? But just think about the tattoo having the mind of its own and only appears when it’s the right time to find your soulmate? Like suddenly, out of nowhere, “Get on your bike and go to the park” appears on your arm. And then just imagine the tattoo being piss bc you keep looking for the wrong person, like “OMFG, not him, you dumbass, the one to the left!!” “Wait, no, it’s not him!! Stoppp!!!” And how happy it is when you finally found your them, like “ITS HIM, GET HIM” “Jeez, took you long enough!”

Looked up rad air jumps expecting to see the best. All I saw was deceit.

I've Said It Before And I'll Say It Again

Fuck

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

I'm so proud of myself.

It only took me 20 minutes and a Google search to figure out how to post on mobile

God is real

this made me laugh so hard I started to cry

Hyper-Masculine product commercial

The trick to making friends is to make as many unidentifiable screeches as possible. Trust me i have “friend”

fam if donald trump wins the election you gonna catch me in canada drinkin bagged milk and flexin with free healthcare

movie lists on letterboxd are wild