She’s Preparing Them For The Journey Ahead!

“think of my tiny legs!” Lots of trolls definitely don’t need to be told twice to think about MC’s legs, just sayin…

(text source: milgramexperiment and theoryofwar on tumblr)

[ID: Tegiri (referred to in the original text as "cop") is investigating a crime, and asks, "can you describe the woman who stabbed you?" Zebruh (referred to as "male author") strikes a dramatic pose and replies, "lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips." the cloaked woman who stabbed him is behind him, looking pissed. Tegiri says, "great, we have a motive, but we still need a description." / end IDs.]

opalescent-apples reblogged this with the tag "undescribed". I hear ya! I've been meaning to add image descriptions to my old posts, so here's a start! if y'all have any other specific posts you'd like image descriptions of, you can reblog them like this and I'll see it, or you can send asks. I want to make this blog more accessible, so please keep letting me know which posts to prioritize!

one more thing, after all the time that has passed since I made this, I still can't fucking believe that the first thing Zebruh describes her as is "lithe", which can mean "graceful", but it also can mean "skinny". she was strong enough to stab a highblood and he immediately wants to say that she's skinny. ugh.

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

It’s good that they can look on the bright side, I suppose.

(text source: rupaulsdragracefuckedupdrag on tumblr)

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

[image descriptions:

ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.

I was wrong about there being 2 musicals, I misread talkback as callback, which is the name of one of her other musicals

OUR 2022 SCHEDULE IS NOW LIVE. 🖥️

You can view the panel descriptions on our website!

Stuck at Home Con - July 16th, 2022

2022 Panel Schedule

Here’s the online version of this year’s SAHCon schedule! Remember: The convention starts at 9:45am EST on July 16th, and follows an Eastern

life imitates art

flattering

elwurd: why doesn’t bronya find me sexy when i bite my Lip?

mallek: what do you look like when you bite your lip?

elwurd: *bites Lip*

mallek: ...have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

[image description:

Feferi is standing in the void, excitedly repeating, "hands you a sea slug" before getting cut off the 8th time around. Eridan, distressed, says, "wh– why'd you stop?" he is sad. / end image description.]

now it's disabled pride month!!! I'll be adding IDs to more of my old posts to celebrate, so here's the first of that!

I also want a sea slug.

(text source: teenytinyfrog and oracleoftheorzhov on tumblr)

I've gotten a bunch of messages in my ask box from Palestinians who need help. I can't do much to help directly, but I can spread them. Here's some links and stuff:

Aenedift Magere and Creedh (age 4, needs medical care):

https://www.tumblr.com/grandmoonpersona?source=share

https://www.paypal.com/donate?hosted_button_id=48ME5M8XWFSCQ

Nurse Reham Yasr Al Soufi (age 23) and family:

https://www.tumblr.com/nurserehamo?source=share

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-nurse-reham-family-soufi-of-palestine-from-gaza-city

Musab (age 22) and family, including a cat, her kittens, and a dog:

https://www.tumblr.com/abdmusab?source=share

https://gofund.me/07155bf9

Mohammed Swierh and family, including his wife and three kids (Mira age 6, Bakr, age 3, and Maria, age 1):

https://www.tumblr.com/mohammedswierh2?source=share

https://gofund.me/fa1b4fbd

Nurse Motaz Jad Al-Haq and family, including his wife, Doctor Fedaa Al-Nadi, and three kids (Mohammed, age 9, Omar, age 7, and Nima, age 4):

https://www.tumblr.com/motaz352?source=share

https://gofund.me/98315a59

Rehab Shamiya (26) and family, including children (Ayham, age 4, and a baby born this year):

https://www.tumblr.com/rehabsh98?source=share

https://gofund.me/67c82bf4

Mohammed Almeshaal (needs twice weekly kidney dialysis), family of eleven, including a baby (Najah):

https://www.tumblr.com/tarbeen-family-2?source=share

https://gofund.me/d4d8c6bc

Etaf Al-Qataa (34) and family, including husband Youssef Esleem (38), five kids (Moataz, Moatasem, Maria, age 7, Adam, age 4, and Amira, age 3):

https://www.tumblr.com/familyetaf1234567?source=share

https://gofund.me/66214924

Ahmed Altaban (22), family of eight, including mother Heba, father Amjad, grandfather Ahmed Sr., and Ahmed Jr.'s siblings, Khaled, Soliman, Abdallah, and Lamar:

https://www.tumblr.com/ahmed4palestine?source=share

https://gofund.me/05ca3e68

This isn't even everyone who reached out to me. I don't understand how it works when asks go missing, but there were a few I didn't get to include because of the glitch. Ugh.

I put them all together instead of replying to each ask individually to keep them together in hopes they'll get the same attention.

Any amount of money donated helps, and if you can't do that, please spread this around. Thank you to anyone who reads this, spreads it, or donates, and thank you to everyone who reached out and sent me these links.

[text sources: simonstuck943 and nodamncatnodamncradle on tumblr]

Merry Christmas and happy Capricorn season, here’s some hot guys! Fun fact: Capricorn is sometimes called “the father of the zodiac” or “the daddy sign”. Explains a lot, huh?

btw all the translations I could find said that the Irish name “Daidi na Nollag” is closer to “father of December”, but their word for “father” is “daidi” and is pronounced like “daddy”, so it’s only sort of of true? I hope that helps some of y’all sleep better lmao