[ID: Aradia And Fozzer Pose Together In A Spooky Field. Aradia Says, "Spooky Season Is Upon Us And It

She’s coming back to finish the job!

(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)

kat

Happy birthday angy dude!

Assorted singular ones!

(text sources: MYS3CR3TCRUSh on twitter, and religiousmom, dankmemeking, and sinnlosekunst on tumblr)

I'm fucking dying laughing over this tired hungry nonsense omfg. "I'm gonna lie down," they said, already lying down.

while it's certainly not unusual for me to write down my weird-ass intrusive thoughts, I'm not yet used to posting them and them being acknowledged as a thing that happened and I'm going absolutely fucking bananas about the whole situation lmao... they totally sounded like Dad Egbert I swear!

also when I saw the tag "/pos" I thought for a moment that it meant "piece of shit". like not to me or anyone in particular, don't worry, I just assumed that it was a relevant tag for some reason.

I'm feeling a lot better now, for the record...

Phew boi it's been a while hasn't it?

How's my buddy? You doin' okay sugar?

Are you remembering to take care of yourself? Not overworking or stressing out too much?

I'm proud of you, I'm sure you hear this a lot, but I am I mean look at you

You've come so far, worked so hard, and it shows

I hope you know that you're enough, that your worth doesn't boil down to how much work/content you can produce

You're a great person, and I could go on and on with synonyms but I'll keep it simple heh

Also WOW your art is like wow

I'm sorry like I honestly haven't seen it until recently and I don't have words, you can write AND draw? You're all around talented!

I'm really glad we're friends :) -🐝

🥺🥺🥺i’m really glad we’re friends too!! i love you!!!

i’m doing ok actually!

i’m currently on vacation in florida (first time outside of europe😳) so i’m trying not to stress too much about posting currently. i’ll get back on the grind when i get home😎

thank you so much for all the compliments, it really means a lot to me! i could send them all right back at you as well but it would be a long post ahahah

This is what they talk about while they wait for MC to show up for anime club. (text source: fozzie and shinysylveon on tumblr)

*UNDIGNIFIED SQUEALING* TELL ME POLYPA DOESN'T DO THIS

[image description 1/2: while Chixie is performing on stage, Elwurd says to Zebruh, "I'd call you a simp, but I simp her too". Zebruh is flabbergasted. / end ID 1. / ID 2/2: Mallek laughs saying, "yeah I'm a simp. s = super, i = into, m = mechanical, p = parts!" / end of image descriptions.]

friendsimp

[text sources: "Mary Bean" under a Samantha Lux video, and "It's me, 33" under a remix of sexy back by justin timberlake mixed with the home depot song, on youtube]

[image description: Nihkee is in her work-out dungeon. a box of text says in asterisks "pirate woman on sixteen hundreds tinder voice". Nihkee says "aye they call me the peg... and not because of me fake leg." cut to Mallek and Elwurd talking. Mallek says "d'you think it be because her Christian name be Margaret?" Elwurd says "oh, lad. I s'pect you be too naive for the likes of her." / end of ID]

if y'all couldn't tell by now, I like pirates.

[text sources: peniswakt (who is deactivated) and nudityandnerdery on tumblr]

I just woke up. I haven't even sat up yet. I go on the tumblr dot com to help wake my brain up. And this horny mailman porn is what greets me.

It sounds straight out of homestuck. You could have told me that this was how everyone's favorite mailman, MC, was conceived and I would have believed you. I want to go back to sleep to escape this, but I don't want to see what kinds of weird-ass dreams I'd have. I'm stuck with the knowledge, no matter what. Forever.

Good morning, y'all...

Okay, so I'm /actually/ about to write a porn fic to AO3, and I'm interested in knowing what the difference is between the M rating and E rating. Able to enlighten me?

Mature is ‘and then they made love.’ Explicit is ‘and here’s how they did it exactly.’

To wit: mature.

He looked at the envelope, spread out before him.

God, he’d never been this hungry.

Could he be gentle enough? Slow enough? He didn’t want to damage it, didn’t want to do anything he’d regret… but no, no, it seemed the envelope wanted this as much as he did. It slipped into his hands, it folded as he asked. When it was time for more, the card was waiting, and he somehow knew exactly what to do. He moved with his correspondence in a dance as old as the mail system, and when it was over, he was smiling and the envelope was completely, thoroughly sealed.

Explicit:

The envelope waved its flap in the air slowly, gently, and he could see the faint shimmer of the adhesive traced along its fold. It was like a taunt, a dare: won’t you? And he would, oh, God, he would, lifting the envelope firmly to his lips, licking slowly at first, then faster, more firmly, tasting the envelope’s essence, the faint bitterness, the sweetness to follow–

Oh, he couldn’t help but smile at how it felt in his hands. It was so perfectly folded. Its paper was rough against his fingers, and its crossed folds shifted slightly as it opened for his eager tongue. Yes, yes…

Now the card, and his hand trembled as he lifted it, as he held the envelope, stretching it wide. Would it fit? Oh… oh, yes, it would fit, it slid in smooth and quick and filled the envelope to bursting, oh, made for each other, and he smiled in delight at how perfect it was.

He was ready. Now, now, now: with one swift movement he folded the flap over and he pressed, yes, he pressed the flap down and it stuck, God, it stuck perfectly, and he closed his eyes in bliss.

Afterwards, he stroked the envelope, and thought about addresses.

happy valentine's day, enjoy these cursed e-cards!

[image descriptions:

ID 1/6: Elwurd bites her nail and says, "let's lesbian together!" the background is the community lesbian pride flag.

ID 2/6: Tagora stands in front of the queer man flag and says, "let's gayy together!" (sic).

ID 3/6: Tegiri does a Jojo pose and says, "ur my waifu".

ID 4/6: in her dungeon, Lynera says, "I am happy to see you but that really is a knife in my pocket".

ID 5/6: Lanque wears a flower crown and smiles, saying "fuck u".

ID 6/6: at the movie theater, Polypa smiles reassuringly and says, "I would kill for you... for free". / end IDs.]

haha, Lynera said a dick joke.