152. happy pride!
WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF THE 57TH??
On a fuckin throne as usual. Where were you? Huh? Huh?!!?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (text source: ghostbud, charlesoberonn, and rychu2 on tumblr)
[image description: Daraya overconfidently says "referring to vampires as Draculas will never stop being funny". Kanaya, Ardata, Chahut, Lanque, and Tagora are now standing behind her, looking pissed. they are all in Ardata's dungeon. Daraya continues, "and I will never apologize to the Draculas community for this". / end of image description.
text source: ZachIsASkull on twitter]
pictures taken moments before disaster
I'm fucking dying laughing over this tired hungry nonsense omfg. "I'm gonna lie down," they said, already lying down.
while it's certainly not unusual for me to write down my weird-ass intrusive thoughts, I'm not yet used to posting them and them being acknowledged as a thing that happened and I'm going absolutely fucking bananas about the whole situation lmao... they totally sounded like Dad Egbert I swear!
also when I saw the tag "/pos" I thought for a moment that it meant "piece of shit". like not to me or anyone in particular, don't worry, I just assumed that it was a relevant tag for some reason.
I'm feeling a lot better now, for the record...
Phew boi it's been a while hasn't it?
How's my buddy? You doin' okay sugar?
Are you remembering to take care of yourself? Not overworking or stressing out too much?
I'm proud of you, I'm sure you hear this a lot, but I am I mean look at you
You've come so far, worked so hard, and it shows
I hope you know that you're enough, that your worth doesn't boil down to how much work/content you can produce
You're a great person, and I could go on and on with synonyms but I'll keep it simple heh
Also WOW your art is like wow
I'm sorry like I honestly haven't seen it until recently and I don't have words, you can write AND draw? You're all around talented!
I'm really glad we're friends :) -🐝
🥺🥺🥺i’m really glad we’re friends too!! i love you!!!
i’m doing ok actually!
i’m currently on vacation in florida (first time outside of europe😳) so i’m trying not to stress too much about posting currently. i’ll get back on the grind when i get home😎
thank you so much for all the compliments, it really means a lot to me! i could send them all right back at you as well but it would be a long post ahahah
[image descriptions, part two:
Daraya: why did you have to promise you won't talk to Russian people in the first place?
Tyzias: *takes a big sip*
Tyzias: because after a certain amount of alcohol, I enter a stage of inebriation my friends have dubbed "Russian hour", in which the duolingo trained part of my brain takes over, and I sniff out Russian speaking people like a bloodhound, and excitedly talk to them until I physically dragged away.
*Tyzias is surrounded by Konyyl, Daraya, MC, and Remele, all happy to see her*
Tyzias: as I live in an immigrant city, this works very well and I have met many a lovely people this way. / end ID]
this is officially my longest post, with 15 panels!
if request are open I think it'd be funny if you did that post that starts with "yesterday my date made me promise to "not talk to any random russians this time" only for me to immediately become best friends with a kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality" with tyzias. and possibly konyll (did I spell that right?) as the gang member. if u feel like it lol. have a good day snom
any day someone calls me snom is a good day! here you go!
[image descriptions: Tyzias tells you a story near the bar.
Tyzias: yesterday my date made me promise to—
Stelsa: not talk to any random Russians this time!
Tyzias: —only for me to immediately become best friends with a Kosovan gang member. saved on a technicality.
Tyzias: after I successfully taught him how to play uno via google translate, I explained to him that my date's phone got stolen, promoting both the most threatening and the most hilarious sentence ever typed into a translator:
Konyyl: we will find them and put them in the SHROUD! / end ID]
this is part 1! I'll reblog this with the rest!
this took way longer to finish and to post than I thought, so thanks for your patience!
[text source: sadclowncentral on tumblr]
act 3 was announced today and there's already fanart memes! I love this fandom!
Love these new trolls, can’t believe homestuck 3 is real!
Props to the og meme https://twitter.com/PhillipBankss/status/1452416473406840836?s=20&t=wB6Eo8JnH5RF5vM4oxkvPw
[image descriptions: a news article says "a starbucks customer says an employee smacked her in the face with a wet rag after she complained her drink was made incorrectly". Marsti is shown swinging her wet mop at Ardata's face. in the second panel, Chixie is at the café saying "it hurts to see other people living your dreams!" / end ID]
get her!
[text sources: a business insider article by grace dean, and ginkgocrown on twitter]
oof sorry for taking so long to get back to you I took I break from Tumblr but hi it's me the anon who had the idea with the tiktok comment! anyway my idea was to have tagora saying it with tyzias stelsa and tegiri(I headcanon him as a he/him lesbian but it's kinda a niche headcanon so you can exclude him if you want) in the background. now that I'm actually typing it out I might have overhyped it but it was really funny in my head lol
[image descriptions: Lanque gestures towards Wanshi and says "every transmasc has that one lesbian friend—" Tagora cuts him off, "wrong. I have multiple. SICK 'EM, GIRLIES!!!" Tyzias, Stelsa, and Tegiri jump out to attack! this is all going down in front of the community lesbian pride flag. Wanshi just stands there smiling. she says "happy pride!" / end ID]
you came to the right place, all forms of lesbian are welcome here! also I hope you feel better after your break!
[text sources: gnarlysheeps on twitter, and... the same person by the same name, but this time on tumblr? they posted a screenshot of their own twitter post, on tumblr.]
She’s coming back to finish the job!
(text source: morthilswrites and lillivati on tumblr)
honk at them eight times.
ask box closed ☆ they call me snom for short ☆ they/them ☆ I like homestuck ☆ we serve inclusivity here
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