Sophisticated-trash - Unbetitelt

Me to my last brain cells when I get asked a question at school

Bucky: *joining the Avengers for the first time* so, who’s in charge?

Tony: usually whoever shouts the loudest

the umbrella academy but there’s no context

Jim and Naomi had to be tricked into family dinner. Amos not so much.

“Someone you haven’t even met yet is wondering what it’d be like to know someone like you.”

— Iain Thomas

Everyone can do magic. Everyone except you, that is. Your aunt and uncle have always made fun of you for not being able to do magic, until one day you received a letter inviting you to a school of “science”, and you discovered a secret society of people who make great things without magic.

When your space boyfriend is right and you’re mad about it

Tony: *goes into peters room*

Peter: *closes laptop*

Tony: guess it’s just you and me tonight

Peter: okay, I’ll be down soon

Tony: *leaves and barges back in* whAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME

Peter: pORN

Tony: DONT LIE TO ME

Peter: fine I’m trying to send a message to this girl