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Any Harry Potter themed fics to share? Thanks so much for all your hard work, love you guys and happy holidays!

Thank you and Happy holidays to you too! HP au happens to be one of my fav things out there and I wish there were more people writing about Destiel in Hogwarts! We’ve actually done a Harry Potter post before and HERE is the link to that! The first post was kind of a sneak peak (or dump site for all the unfinished and not so great stories) for this post because all my favourite stories are in this ask! So, grab your tea/coffee and make yourself comfortable because there will be fluff! (lol I HP always makes me feel Christmasy and therefor I need my cocoon of blankets and my chai latte to set the mood for these fics!) – Admin A

Title: Butterbeer And Broomstics

Author: youaresunlight

Rating: Explicit

Words: 6,796 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: If this isn’t the cutest thing ever then I don’t know what is! I have to admit it guys but I have a huge thing for HP au fics and there needs to be more fics like this where the guys are teachers rather than students… Yeah, I have issues with HS fics.

Summary: Dean, Flying Instructor extraordinaire at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, has fallen head over heels for Castiel Novak, the criminally gorgeous Herbology professor. It’s definitely the most hideous man crush to ever grace the hallowed castle, and for Merlin’s sake Dean hopes that he’ll be able to bloody do something about it one of these days.

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Title: Thunderstruck verse

Author: lottielovebuzz

Rating: Explicit

Words: 66,000 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I really like the idea of Dean and Cas being part of Dumbledore’s army and kind of telling a story from the eyes of someone who was fighting in the backlines rather than Destiel taking the roles of Harry, Ron and Hermione. I kind of wish the actual story and writing were better though. For me, there was way too much emphasis on their time in Dumbledore’s army and then suddenly we are skipping time to adulthood and the end of the story felt very rushed. Which is disappointing because Dean and Cas don’t really get together until the end so all the good Destiel moments didn’t feel that thought out to me. But nonetheless it was a good story and one of the best one’s in this genre in my opinion!

Summary: Dean Winchester, a half-blood Gryffindor joins Dumbledore’s Army in his 6th Year and finally meets Castiel Novak, a Muggle-born Hufflepuff. After Castiel manages to produce Patronus on his first try, Dean is immediately curious about the quiet Prefect and ends up forming an unlikely friendship that doesn’t go as smoothly as they wish.

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Title: National Muggle Awareness Month

Author: theangeloffriday

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Words: 36,792 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: This was the best! I know it’s not exactly HP Au since the setting isn’t Hogwarts and all that, but Cas is still a wizard and Sam and Dean are muggles. I totally loved this fics, I mean the whole idea of Cas going undercover to write a piece about muggles and their daily lives was genius and the only downside (in my opinion) was that there wasn’t enough Destiel moments for me. Don’t get me wrong, the plot was genius and had me laughing in every other sentence, but I was constantly craving for more fluff between Dean and Cas. I need a sequel guys!

Summary: In 2008 Seattle, one Wizarding reporter and two Muggle brothers find themselves sharing an apartment. Things go smoothly for the most part, aside from the fact that Castiel fails spectacularly at dressing like a Muggle, Dean is having issues with PDA, and there’s an American chapter of Death Eaters who have it out for cultural anthropologists.

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Title: Destiel Hogwarts Au

Author: Actual_Shipper_Trash

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 2,475 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I’ve had this list ready for you guys too long and honestly I can no longer remember what happens in this fic but I’ll take a wild guess here and say that fluff will happen!

Summary: Dean has a crush on Cas and cute hogwarts fluff happens.

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Title: Double, Double, Toil and Trouble

Author: Lyralyca

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 4,976 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ 

Admin A’s notes: Yeah… this is a same situation as it was with the previous fic… I have no idea what happens and I have way too many fics in line for other asks to reread this story. I apologize!

Admin J’s notes: Admin A, you failed. That’s not an Admin note. I think you’re getting so old that your dementia is starting to raise its ugly head.

Summary: Dean/Castiel Hogwarts AU for Fic Prompt Contest.

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Title: Our House Is Not A Home  

Author: deathbycoldopen

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 8,000 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: This verse was so fluffy and sweet. The only thing I don’t love (this applies to all fanfiction out there) is that in the last part of this verse there’s like 5k words but it’s broken into four chapter… Seriously guys don’t do that. 1k/chapter is way too fucking short. I mean it’s tolerable with stories that have less than five chapters but I’ve seen/read fics with 60k words broken into more than 60 chapters :’D It just sucks, okay! Lol…. I had to get that off my chest because damn that thing bothers me so much.

Summary: Castiel hesitated, unsure of what to do. Dean was crying softly, obviously trying to avoid waking the others. He might not appreciate it if Castiel approached him or tried to comfort him. Most boys didn’t like to admit they’d been crying, Castiel had learned when Luke jinxed him when he asked what was wrong that night last summer. He had a feeling that Dean would be just as bad as Luke was about it. He’d noticed Dean at the feast, teasing a girl sitting next to him and laughing loudly with everyone about some story about Quidditch. Dean wouldn’t want a stranger to know that he’d been crying, Castiel was sure of it.

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Title: Dean Winchester And The Year Of The Bludger  

Author: thetreeswhisper

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Words: 28,732 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I think my love for HP fics exceeds my hate for high school au. I mean I’d prefer if Dean and Cas were professors or just otherwise involved in HP setting, but I don’t hate them being students and teenagers.

Summary: It’s Dean and Cas’ 4th year at Hogwarts, and amongst all the Quidditch games and Dean’s bad decisions, their friendship is getting pummeled. If only a bludger would come and knock some sense into him…

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Title: Family Traditions

Author: xx-risque

Rating: General Audiences

Words: 4,905 – Unfinished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ 

Admin A’s notes: Yeah… this is never getting finished… but I don’t want to ignore it because the little that I have here is pretty good and you can always continue the story in your head (that’s what I do)!

Summary: Castiel Novak -aspiring arithmancer from a highly respected pureblood family- meets Dean Winchester -halfblood, Quaffle-chasing idiot- on the Quidditch pitch and starts questioning everything he thought he knew.

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Title: Cas and Dean Do Hoggypimples

Author: Balletvamp

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Words: 1,051 – Finished

Admin’s assessment: ★ ★ ★ ★

Admin A’s notes: I need more of this! I need a sequel or even a little drabble. ANYTHING!

Summary: Dean and Cas are Hogwarts students meeting up for a late night rendezvous.

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I like the idea that humans are space orcs because of being walking trashbins which are a flaming wreckage of bodge jobs all the way down. Ships are floating clouds of debris under constant repair or... improvement. Space suits are held together with duct tape. We are literally covered in swarms of bacteria which are 50/50 on purpose or debilitating illness, not to mention filled up in side with the same.

Humans get sick or hurt and most aliens are just like "not sure if this is an infection, or if you'll die without it." The last time anyone tried to repair a human operated ship, the resulting explosion blasted a nearby moon through a wormhole into orbit around a different planet.

Even human genetics is a total trashpile, junk genes, weird extra DNA that no one knows what it does, former viruses, you name it, somewhere down the line humans just vacuumed up everything into the go-juice and stacked it up like a genetic hoarder. The study of human biology is half occult science half transmutation until one guy starts breaking it down and discovers chunks of hundreds of other alien genetics and basically it turns out Earth was a kind of "makeout point" back in the days of primordial ooze and was filled so full of outer space ejaculate that under a modern day equivalent of black light it still glows brighter than the sun.

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“You can’t truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you are capable of great violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful, you’re harmless. A very important distinction. ” Our first contacts were harmless, those met later couldn’t tell the difference.

Goncharov (1973)

I know everyone talks about Ice Pick Joe, but let’s be real, that scene where he finally kills Gil “the Grill” McGilicuddy? Brian Dennehy STOLE IT.