The Duolingo Webtoon Was Not On My 2024 Bingo Card

I GAVE HIM LEGS

It's a beautiful world we live in bc we're getting to see canon drawings of the monmouth bathroom fridge

characters of all time, really

I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.

a rainbow loom platypus?

Perry the rainbow loom platypus???

Waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you remembered Ronan Lynch canonically plays tennis

ronan: the stars are beautiful tonight

gansey: yeah

ronan: you know who else is beautiful?

gansey and ronan (at the same time): adam

> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

that meme that’s like me my gf and her €500 plushie but it’s blue gansey and his boyfriend adam