It's So True Tho

Vance: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Bruce: What?

Vance: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Robin: You know what’s funny about Finney? They’re my best friend, and anyone who’d hurt them is someone I’d murder, probably.

Amber: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Marko and I are dating.

Marko, Paul, David, and Dwayne: *gasp*

Amber: Marko, why are you surprised?!

Steve's the cat and Eddie's the dog

Steve Harrington and Eddie Munson is such a powerful couple. Steve the hair Harrington becomes confused whenever the metalhead flirts with him? Perfect. Co-parenting? Yes. Both having mesmerising hair? Yes. Opposite attraction/style? Indeed. Cat boyfriend and dog boyfriend? Really think so. Steve Harrington being "looks like a cinnemon roll but could kill you", Eddie Munson being "looks like could kill you but is a cinnemon roll"? Very much so. They should just kiss at this point.

Steve:*Steve biting a demobat and ripping it in half*

Eddie:*whispering* I should not be turned on by that.

Robin: You say something eddie?

Eddie: NO!

Eddie:*gay panic*

Finney : *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

* Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Vance : * Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

Vampire eddie

Eddie being drunk and turning in his bat form

Steve was the one to take the photo

Robin: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Griffin: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Robin: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Finney: Actually I did the math, griffin would have $225, not $0.15.

Griffin: Fam I’m right here....

Billy: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Finney: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Billy: Sorry I only have a dollar

Finney: :(

Bruce: Hey I just realized my friend is right, griffin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Billy: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Bruce: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Robin: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Griffin: Apply juice to what

Vance: Directly to the forehead

Bruce: Great chat everyone

Wednesday: Are you listening to me?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: What did I just say?

Enid: *nods*

Wednesday: ...