Latest Posts by spdrbit3n - Page 3
cuddling!!
prompt from spiderbit week made by @anonymous-dentist !
AU in which all Pepito wants is for Pepito’s dad to start smiling again. Pepito knows that Apa Roier is a HUGE fan of Spider-Man, aka Quesadilla City’s most popular superhero, but he’s been real sad since Spider-Man stopped hero-ing a couple months ago when his rival and WORST ENEMY Black Cat disappeared. And Pepito just wants Roier to be happy, so Pepito’s just gotta find Spider-Man and make him a hero again! (And maybe Pepito can get his autograph, because Spider-Man is Pepito’s favorite hero too!!!)
[An au in which Roier retires as a hero when the man he was working up the nerve to ask out vanished into thin air in a factory explosion after a fight gone wrong. He never even got to find out Black Cat’s name, and now he never will…]
[And, an au in which Cellbit has been stuck in the hospital for months in a coma, and all he’s been dreaming of is the masked hero he’s in love with.]
AU in which all Pepito wants is for Pepito’s dad to start smiling again. Pepito knows that Apa Roier is a HUGE fan of Spider-Man, aka Quesadilla City’s most popular superhero, but he’s been real sad since Spider-Man stopped hero-ing a couple months ago when his rival and WORST ENEMY Black Cat disappeared. And Pepito just wants Roier to be happy, so Pepito’s just gotta find Spider-Man and make him a hero again! (And maybe Pepito can get his autograph, because Spider-Man is Pepito’s favorite hero too!!!)
[An au in which Roier retires as a hero when the man he was working up the nerve to ask out vanished into thin air in a factory explosion after a fight gone wrong. He never even got to find out Black Cat’s name, and now he never will…]
[And, an au in which Cellbit has been stuck in the hospital for months in a coma, and all he’s been dreaming of is the masked hero he’s in love with.]
sometimes i feel bad abt my writing then i am reminded that i do not write like 2013 creepypasta fans
Spiderbit but they’re 2013 creepypastas
hes just a little hungry
for your consideration: almost every time roier died while playing hospital 666 from cellbit's pov followed by cellbit losing his shit every time
(transcript under the cut)
Clip 1:
Roier: Are you sure? Are you sure? Are you sure? Cellbit: It's an automatic chair, it moves on its own. Roier: Okay, okay, okay. [Fart noise] [Dies] [Screams] [Bell sound effect]
Clip 2:
Roier: Hello, my people. [Walks inside a room, the door slams shut] Aaaaah, what happened? Cellbit: Roier?? Roier: [Dies] [Wilhelm scream sound effect]
Clip 3:
Roier: Ahh, look how pretty. Cellbit: Go over there, take a look. Roier: [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]
Clip 4:
Roier: Oh look! For my ass! Cellbit: Go over there, go over there, go over there. Roier: No no no no no no no! [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect]
Clip 5:
Roier: The José- Cellbit: [Shushes him] Roier: [Dies] [Bell sound effect]
Clip 6:
Roier: Oh! Look what a cute doll- Okay- Cellbit, Cellbit, Cellbi- [Bell sound effect] [Dies]
Clip 7:
Roier: It's coming, Cellbit, it's coming. Game Character: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1- Roier: [Dies] It can't be. It can't be. Why did- Wey, it flashed Jeff the Killer, the son of a bitch.
Clip 8:
Cellbit: Eita, it's a cute girl, it's a- Roier: Ay, assho- [Screams] [Dies] [Bell sound effect] God, it made me, I swear it made me- It can't be.
Vampire Cellbit who’s stuck living in the castle because his twin sister is the Vampire Queen, but he’s much happier about this than he used to be because there’s a cute human working in the kitchens who’s almost definitely a vampire hunter who’s been sent to assassinate Cellbit and/or Bagi. But, like. Cellbit isn’t dead yet, and this guy is really pretty. And funny. And charming. And handsome. And strong. And clever. And beautiful.
Oh, if only he wasn’t human. They’re so fragile…
GUAPODUO JUMPSCARE!!!!!
Depois de quase um ano acompanhando me virei pra desenhar os viados
Eu disse que de tempos em tempos ia aparecer coisa de QSMP e eventualente irá >:D nem que seja um amontoado de rabisco
Saudades dos meus pais voltem
Ta quase 100 👀
Modern magic au where Roier adopts a cat
His roommate, Jaiden, is a witch. But she's also basically moved into their son's hospital room, leaving Roier alone in their house most of the week
And what does Roier do to help keep himself occupied? He feeds a stray cat, and he brings the stray cat inside when it starts raining, and now he's just. Got a cat.
So that's pretty cool
domestic Guapoduo !! 👾
Anybody who thinks that spiderbit could ever purposefully and deliberately hurt each other, either physically or emotionally, is just a little silly. The only way their relationship is toxic is that the entire island around them has been forced into thinking that immediate romantic relationships are the norm because of how immediate spiderbit got married. But, really, they had a foundation of Best Friendship first even back before they even started thinking romantically of each other. Fundamental misconstruing of their characters for the sake of trying to make their relationship more “interesting” is just a little. Silly.
hi👋 twitter is dying in brazil so trying out tumblr
well whatever happens to twitter welcome to all the users currently migrating I hope you guys enjoy your stay 🙏 if you ever need any help with learning anything tumblr related, especially how to use the tags, my ask box is always open for questions o7
eu perdendo todos os meus moots q n fizeram tumblr tal qual aquela imagem do batman
Jumpscare gay people
pros br q tão migrando do twt!!! :D
I know a lot of people on qsmpblr use Tumblr mobile, but if you do use browser Tumblr then I would recommend the Simple Translate extension. Because Tumblr doesn't have built in translation like Twitter, there's less fans posting in their native language, instead most people just use English.
Simple Translate is an extension that allows you to translate text that you highlight into a target language. (It uses Google Translate API, but so does Twitter so the translation quality is pretty much the same).
Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension
When you highlight text in another language, a translate icon appears, when you click on it a panel containing the translation of the text appears.
You can also change the settings of the extension so that the translation panel automatically appears when you highlight text in another language.
Here's some more examples using the official QSMP Twitter accounts, you do not need to change the settings of the extension to translate from different languages into your target language.
(All of these match the translations given when using the "translate bio" button on Twitter directly.)
You can also access a translation box using the icon in the toolbar, any text you enter can be translated to the language selected in the drop-down menu (meaning you don't need to open a new tab to use Google Translate).
Some settings explanation and other stuff under the cut. Not super important but I figured I'd add it anyways.
There is an option to use DeepL API as opposed to Google Translate (it's another translation tool, there is free access to the API with a limit of 500,000 characters/month, and a pro version for unlimited access).
Whatever the target language is set as is what text you highlight will be translated into. There is another option for a second target language, I'll explain that further down.
This option changes how you view the translation panel, the first option (default) has the icon appear when you highlight text (as seen in the first image of the post), the second option has the translation panel appear automatically when you highlight text, and the for third option the panel and icon won't automatically appear, but can still be accessed by right-clicking the highlighted text and selecting "translate selected text".
The checkbox below these options means that if the text you're highlighting is already in your target language, the translation icon and panel will not appear, it can again still be accessed by right-clicking what you've highlighted and selecting translate.
This option appears twice, in both the Web-page section (for translating selected text) and the Toolbar Popup section (for the translation box in the toolbar popup).
The web page option, when toggled on, means that when you select text that is in your target language, the translation panel will translate into the second target language that has been selected. If the checkbox for "do not display if translation is not required" is toggled on, you can only view the translation from Target -> 2nd Target by right-clicking to translate selected text.
The toolbar popup version of this option is used to automatically switch the language in the toolbar translation box when you input something in your main target. (ie. second target set to French means that when you input English text in the translation box it will switch the translation setting from "(detect language) -> English" to "English -> French").
There are also settings to change the style and size of the translation button and panel.
Side note: Mixed language messages (not containing your target language) will only translate one of the languages, you can work around this by highlighting the different languages separately.
Links again if you don't want to scroll all the way back up
Firefox Extension | Chrome Extension
im happy to see twt spiderbit fans moving here but im also nervous cuz fights are very normal in twt and i dont want people insulting each other here for having an different opinion :(
but im sure they will understand if they end up staying here
Don’t generalize! I’ve been lurking in guapoduotwt since June and like? They’re mostly all super chill! They’ve been super beat down by a xenophobic fandom, but almost all of them are very lovely people
What you’re worried about is the Vocal Minority, which is just what it sounds like: a very loud small group of people. If most of a large group is quiet and chill and the small group is trying to start a riot, people are more likely to notice the smaller group
Everybody coming to tumblr is probably going to be just as cool as the rest of us already here. And, when the vocal minority arrives and starts making noise, all we need to do is ignore them and let them tire themselves out
happy birthday all asexuals
RBTL guapoduo (spiderbit) spiderman AU
Part 5!!
(alright tumblr is up to date with all ive done on RBTL i hope i rememebr to keep posting parts here aswell o7)
I havent posted here in a hot second
Here's a Guapoduo au ive been working on for a while, theres more on twitter but I'll start posting it here aswell.
Just your average spiderman au, its called Reading between the lines (RBTL)
for the record, qsmp replacing the update admins with a bot that literally just tweets "so and so is live on the qsmp" or possibly a guy that tweets "so and so is live on the qsmp" is Good Actually.
like okay so the ideal solution here is obviously the update admins all get hired back at minimum $20/hr with full benefits and also they hire Even More update admins so that there's enough to keep up with streamers' insane schedules without anyone getting overworked.
but uh. that's not gonna happen. we cannot get that solution. the studio simply does not have the money to make that happen.
so that leaves us with two options: either we get the update admins back without pay (bad, demonstrably impossible without exploiting humans) or we get a much simpler and more pared down version of their job done by a cheap ass bot (not ideal but entirely possible to do without exploiting humans)
and what about the fact that the update admins said they were fine with working as volunteers as long as the conditions improved? well, that's not on the table anymore and it hasn't been since the news went public. when you have a union threatening to sue over volunteers being used as disguised workers, then either people have to get paid for the work they do or they have to stop doing the work they can't be paid for. the fact that you want to do the work doesn't make it ethical for the studio to ask you to do it.
did u see them btw...
Comm, I’ll post more later ☝️
(((Thanks to the person that reminded me they’re more called spider bit here, I forgot)))