had to share this note i woke up and wrote in the dead of night
Death Noters remember that Near is capable of aging and is currently 27 in canon. He was 12 when first introduced, 17 when he started and 18 by the time the case ended. He was 21 in the C-Kira Story and 27 in A-Kira.
Stop treating him like he's oblivious to sex as well, it's likely they learned about it at some point. Wammy's wasn't a fucking kindergarten where all they did was macaroni art and draw houses.
Death Note AU where Sidoh gets a clue earlier and starts looking for his stolen notebook around the time Light and L have their virtual dick-measuring contest. He flaps down to confront Ryuk and Light, who just laugh him out of his house since Sidoh is as scary as a weird kitten. He manages to beg off a single page so he won’t die, and watches Light sneakily. He figures out who L is and goes to watch that human instead, thinking maybe he can get back at those two for laughing at him. So when L finally puts together the clues, ‘L did you know shinigami love apples?,’ Sidoh touches L with his single sad page of Death Note and says, “They don’t all love apples but that Ryuk sure does.” After L picks himself up off the floor and changes his pants, he has some questions.
And somehow, through all that stress and anxiety and grief, I arrive.
I’m exhausted as all hell. And I wonder if going through all that pain was even worth it, but I made it.
Okay, I don’t know where I’m going with this but I feel like I have to write this for some reason
I remember when I was a teenager and kept insisting to my parents that there was something wrong with me because I couldn’t make myself study or do homework when I should and I was so stressed and anxious because I kept procrastinating, they kept telling me that I just need to train myself.
They compared it to a car engine for some reason, saying that when a car hasn’t been driven for a long time and you try to drive it, there are issues with the engine running, but if you drive it everyday then it runs smoothly. And that it was the same way with motivation and productivity, apparently.
Then I finally got diagnosed with ADHD
And somehow they have either forgotten or brushed aside all the times they’ve scolded me and argued with me, and now they are saying, “But you were able to do it! You should be proud!”
Authors referenced include;
Franz Kafka - Metamorphosis and Crossbreed
Osuma Dazai - Setting Sun
Hermann Hesse - Demian
Hakushuu Kitahara - Black Sheep & Ode to an Old Ainu & Blue Dragonfly
Nankichi Niimi - Gon, the Little Fox
C. S. Lewis - The Screwtape Letters
Ernest Hemmingway - The Old Man and the Sea
If I missed anything, please feel free to add!
Thanks to kanekuinke for pointing out the The Old Man and the Sea.
Thanks to makyun for pointing out Blue Dragonfly.
And thanks to saezutte who pointed out I spelled Dazai wrong in the freaking headers (-‸ლ) (I got it right in other places. I’m dyslexic).
Just a warning - this is a looong post.
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They’re going on a date that is going to confuse the hell out of André le glacier :)
(also these are future/current day designs)
my favorite Nate-doesn’t-give-a-fuck moments:
“If we’re wrong, we just have to say ‘sorry’“
when he wants to make sure Mello didn’t just steer L/Kira into the SPK headquarters, so he calls to see if Light picks up and then says “wrong number” and hangs up like are u serious
Light: oh no, you have to leave your hideout before the mob kills you 😈 Near: you would say that, Kira 😒
when Aizawa gives him information and his response is basically “k thnx bye” and Aizawa gets offended and he’s like “whaaaaat. I said thanks.”
I love this little brat so much
The only unrealistic part of that comic is the implication that Bill wouldn't be supporting her in her goals
It's that time of the year friends!
Shikako Nara from Dreaming of Sunshine by @dosbysilverqueen
Diagram of a fungal cell, the building block of all fungi and yeast :)