LOUDLY POINTS AT THIS

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

the jurgen leitner rant from TMA, mayhaps?

sure thing! this is a ridiculously long one (it would be about 162 KDa) but i was able to get it to load. i also find it very funny that the word 'book' had to become just 'k' and that 'jurgen' was reduced to 'rgen'

letter sequence in this copypasta matching protein-coding amino acids:

RGENLEITNERSTPIDIDITMTHERFCKINGRGENLEITENERGDDAMNFLKCLLECTINGDSTEATINGRATLDASTARDSHITHEADIDITAVATARFTHEWHREIGGESTCLWNINTHECIRCSLAGHEDTFTWNCWYMTHERFCKINGRGEINLEITNERSTPPINNINGMEWHENITALKATRGEINLEITENERIHATEHIMSMCHWHYDESHEHAVESMANYFCKEDPKSWHYDIDHEDECIDETFCKARNDANDFINDTSTSETTHEMLSEISHEDEADISHEAASTARDMANHASSCHAVISCERALAFFECTNMENTEVENINTHERMNEVERSEENTHISMANSFACEANDIKNWHEHASTHEWRLDSSHITTIESTEARDGETAWAYFRMMEifiwantedtgetintheavenandgdsaidrgeinleitnerswaitinginsideiwldpissngdsfeetfrthesleprpsefgettingsentackdwnifihavetdealwithrgeinleitnerspeakingnewrdinpersnnviceinpdcastntnlywilliclsethetaiwilldeletemykmarktfspiteandhavetrewatchtheentireseriesagainfrtheeperiencefeingletskipallthetimeswhenheismentinedraliveidntevenknwwhyihatehimsmchhecllectskstiamstmadecaseiamangyheetterhavesmefckedpackstryteplainthisifhesstsmerichshitheadwhsafanfcreepypastaandwantedtheirlversinillghamETTERhavehadakmakehimkillamancifhedidntImgingtmakehimpaypalcmIFckingHatergeinLeitnerepisdesntevenathimvagelymentinedwhatissppsedtmayeehisliraryandIlstitwherethefckisrgeinleitnerifhesstillaliveimgingtsdeeplywishhewasntcrstyldmanillpnchleitnerandhissadfrailldmantwigneswillsimplyflakeapartndermyepichgemeatfistandhewilldisintegratentilallthatsleftisnefinalkhekeptnhimatalltimessimplytitledNwYFckedpinancientyiddishimntreathingimhyperventilatingatthispintihpetheresadategivenfrwhenrgendiedrwilldiesicanmakeitaremindernmyphneeverydaynceayeariwillseeitanddanythingtpayrespectstthemanwhhadsmanyfckedpiftreks

protein guy analysis:

i can't decide whether this protein represents the Corruption (obviously destroyed, an affront to life and health, and likely able to corrupt everything near it) or the Spiral (looking at and thinking about this makes me feel slightly insane). the ratio of total protein length to amino acids folded into a recognizable secondary structure is distressingly low and there are some holes in the middle that will surely bind something weird. i guess the real horror is the proteins we made along the way!

predicted protein structure:

“Clearly” aroace, hmm? Did she not flirt with one of Prime’s bots? As in, literal onscreen flirting? And that wasn’t even the only time, just the one that immediately sprang to mind

Lmao

Entrapdak is so gross, not only is Hordak like.. thousands of years old, Entrapta is clearly aroace.

Okay but I get so many of these and I am THIS CLOSE to taking away anon privileges.

Could you add some of your favourite excerpts from the “meaningless nonsense” that follows?

Tip for 17776 readers: the second half of the comic is a fairly popular text post, and the original was much much more of a downer

Goncharov dir. Martin Scorsese

Taking really long naps and only waking up to scream

Daily TMA 110 - Two Paths

The fact that if Michael hadn’t become The Distortion he could have very well become The Archivist

Soooo. I started tmagp. Mind you, I’m not caught up yet, I only listened to the first two. But GODDAMN I will not be normal about this ever. Consider this your warning that tmagp spoilers may be a thing in the future

My jurgen leitner post is almost at 5k notes. How did this happen where are you guys still finding it

there’s a sort of mildly concerned energy to this

What anagram program or website do you use please tell me

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what anagram program or website do you use please tell me

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well mostly the anagrams appear out me gourde

i bear woes