My Jurgen Leitner Post Is Almost At 5k Notes. How Did This Happen Where Are You Guys Still Finding It

I’m sorry these tags are so funny to me and for what

The names too. Usually tumblr bot names are “okay? Sure?” Sometimes one rhymes with something and is a little funny. But THESE are so direct and stupid. Like yep thats exactly what that ad is for

God knows how many Weird Dietary Supplement bots reported and I finally get my first proper pornbot. Idk it’s kinda funny how EVERY bot is on the asexual tag rn

I remembered what it was about ten seconds after posting

Anyways if the distortion can be summoned by knocking on a wall and wanting to talk to it, that implies that it’s constantly aware of all walls and the emotions of the people near them. Distortion would probably vibe with the web in an alternate universe

I was having complex thoughts about the distortion, truly expanding my concept of reality by way of the funny gay door thing, and then i got distracted and forgor

A MESSAGE FOR JONNY SIMS AND ALEXANDER J NEWALL:

you wanna give jon and martin a happy ending sooo badly. you want to make jon and martin so safe and alive and outside a computer even

FINALLY made it to a gimmick post on the right day

You can only reblog this today.

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

I did not slay her. I did not. Oh hi Narrator

The gravity archives? The magnus falls? Bill Michael. Yeah whatever

He’s the one that made that “tma fears as cats” image set

If Gerry was the Archivist he would make a slideshow presentation full of 2015 memes to explain the fears to his assistants

Anatomy students b like bone apple teeth

you’re a cool guy.