Starting My First “long Thread Of Me Watching A Thing”

Martin would be genuinely horrified by my tea tastes.

Let me tell you how i make my tea. I boil water, pour it in the mug with the tea bag. So far so good.

And then i forget it exists for a half hour.

Result: lukewarm tea (sometimes reheated in microwave), steeped half to death, no sugar or milk. And i LOVE it.

Slaying a princess. A lot of times

duality of man

I do not control the speed at which birds die!

wait

okay so you know Sasha's surnames is James and Tim's is Stoker

if we combine it

JOKER

THEIR SHIPNAME CAN BE FUCKING JOKERS AND WERE NOT USING IT???? WHY.

and they're literally the funny ones in the archives. they joke around with eachother a lot. COME ON PEOPLE

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

Is Aziraphale a alpha?

He is the Alpha and the Omega.

Daily TMA 110 - Two Paths

The fact that if Michael hadn’t become The Distortion he could have very well become The Archivist

I have been laughing so hard i cannot breathe for several minutes. Get off of tumblr google it isnt good for you

Google is cooked

YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

Ive noticed something through the process of reporting the endless barrage of spambots.

Either the bio does not have an age, or the age is 23.

Is 23 a sexy age? Do you automatically gain +10 sex appeal points for the year that you’re 23 and lose them on your 24th birthday? Is 23 a common “random” number? Am I actually just being influenced by recency bias and subconsciously ignoring any other ages?

Am I overanalyzing the age stated in the bio of a spambot? Yes, yes I believe I am.