One Time I Left A Persimmon In A Bag For Two Months And Only Discovered It When My Hand Went Through

One thing we don’t talk about enough is that michael distortion looks… basically normal. Like canonically.

Wiki excerpt: “Michael is a very tall man, approximately 6.5 feet, with a round face. His hair is blonde and forms ringlets that come down to his shoulders.”

He only looks like our silly horror guy with knife hands when viewed through reflections or warped glass. So technically almost all fanart done of michael is actually a reflection of a much more normal-looking drawing of a random blonde guy.

I need to confess something

I’m actually of the Vast

in a swamp

There’s arcane content on my dash and I don’t understand it but people seem to be having a good time screaming about their faves being in situations. I support 👍

revives dead account with a random chaos reblog

my favorite customer service slip ups

So real

Dsfargegfnugen

FOUND THE POST AGAIN I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT LAST WEEK N COULDNT FIND IT AND THEN SOMEONE LIKED IT AND I SAW THE NOTIF WOOT

Blind people must save a lot on electricity.

A friend just called him michael delusion. How do we feel about this

You are not exempt from death of the author

The corruption (rotten fruit) got on my collection of stickers with eye vibes. This means something