I Love Listening Too Tma In Order Because It's Like

Runs in here screaming and hitting random items with a large blunt object and then becomes one with the wall and vanishes. Shortly afterwards the room explodes and was never there

I was trying to express something about jon’s eyes, but unfortunately the mental word processing crashed and it came out as “imagine having a glow in the dark boyfriend”. So there you go that’s the new post

Michael’s hair is actually fiberglass. It looks soft and interesting to touch but then you touch it and oops glass in your fingers

was scrolling through my drafts and realised this unfinished shitpost is infinitely funnier as it is

I feel like id be a really annoying eye avatar. Annoying to beholding specifically. Id be summoning its attention all the time like “ceaseless watcher whats the square root of 906” “ceaseless watcher check out this cool rock i found” “ceaseless watcher whats the song thats like (bad singing)” “ceaseless watcher did you know cellar spiders hunt by pretending to be caught prey and then eating the other spider” “ceaseless watcher where did i put my keys” eventually it’d stop listening to me. And then id be invisible muahahaha

HAPPY BPM DAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Happy Brutal Pipe Murder Day, everyone! Here are some of my favorite Leitner memes to celebrate. How are you celebrating?

Isnt it really neat how time works. Like its different times in different parts of the world but its also the same time, and you can look at posts made in the past and know when they were made because we have a cool way of describing time with numbers. And then if you look at something really far away youre looking into the past because light isnt instantaneous. Idk time passing is just so cool

With their unrelenting curiosity, Eye Avatars are probably either some of the easiest people in the world to rickroll or they’re completely and utterly unrickrollable. No in between. Whether it’s the former or the latter depends entirely upon whether The Eye is lets its Avatars Know when a link is a rickroll or if it chooses not to tell them so it can instead watch them go through all five stages of grief at the sight of Rick Astley

Fun fact about me: sometimes i know a franchise exists but i have no idea what format it’s in. Is this a podcast? A book? A game? A movie? And i’ll have to say, “no, i’ve heard of it, but i haven’t (verb of having interacted with the media) yet”. And people get weird if you say you haven’t read it and it’s actually a video game. So i usually say “absorbed” or “consumed” if i don’t know what the format is. And then i frantically google it under the table so that i can use the proper verb the next time it comes up