I'm Glad That People Are Still Having Fun On Tumblr Even After We Found Out About The Frightening Ghoul

Adding to the broken notes count

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

ok so we've all seen this ad right

can we talk about how CURSED it is.

like please

this is why we shouldnt use ai images for advertising

ah yes, valuvable advernt[]oming. so useful. the hand on the bottom right is haunting me. the central kid has fingers that are connected. i love this image. i love everything about this image. can we all admire it please

So is michael like aware of its body like if it gets a few extra bones in its hands mid-handshake or if its eyes shift just a few hues warmer is it aware of that. Or is its perception of the flesh suit so fucked up and spirally that its awareness doesnt really go beyond “it exists, sometimes”

Retribution

Also it should be a middle school math textbook. Those things weigh like ten pounds for absolutely no reason

If Gerry had killed jurgen leitner he should've beaten him to death with a random hardcover book.

I audibly laughed at this

What if when Michael got Distortioned he/they/it/(?) had just kept showing up to work? Imagine Gertrude comes into the archives and finds a bunch of paperwork filled out in yellow highlighter and folded into impossible shapes, and then Michael-Distortion just walks into the room door-style and sits down at his work computer so it can email Gertrude a phishing scam.

Its my new favorite post too

thats really awesome and furthermore, proceeds to find new ways to warp between sex, FBI"s and um really nice speed

revives dead account with a random chaos reblog

my favorite customer service slip ups

Artworks of michael distortion and michael shelley in the same image often draw the former intimidating/enfolding the latter. But that’s not it at all, is it? They’re one and the same, yet mutually unrecognizable to each other. The distortion did not prey on michael shelley, he was fed to it and it was bound to him. And once it became clear it would not escape unscathed, it did not want him. Michael shelley was never even meant for the spiral at all, and it shows in how it acts as a distortion. If anything, the intimidating factor above the hapless human should be gertrude robinson, not any facet of something that could be called michael in some capacity

there’s a sort of mildly concerned energy to this

What anagram program or website do you use please tell me

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what anagram program or website do you use please tell me

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well mostly the anagrams appear out me gourde

i bear woes