Peter: *creating something in a lab*
Shuri: Bye Brother *walks in*
Peter: *stops*
Shuri: *stops*
Shuri: You have your own lab??
Peter: You have a family??
batman / bruce wayne icons, pt. 1!
from justice league unlimited, S01E03: kid stuff © warner bros. && dc comics
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Damian: [trying to stab tim]
Tim: [yelling] where did he get a knife?!
Jason: [reading a book] from the kitchen đ
Wally: Bitch you will not believe the day I've had
Dick: Bitch you will not believe the life I've lived
I tried so fucking hard to make a Peter Parker one...
Btw this is in my math book AND I'm making a Tony Stark one.
Tony: One of my closest friends betrayed me and his best friend killed my parents.
Wanda: My brother and one true love died as well as my parents.
Peter: My parents died when I was a child and then I saw my uncle die infront of me and I got bit by a radioactive spider and I get bullied. Oh! And I was stuck under a building while wearing my homemade suit.
Wanda: Wait, you've been under a building?!
Tony: Wait, you're bullied?!
Honestly we really need more Bruce and Zatanna being childhood friends fics
Comparing Dick and Jasonâs early days with Bruce is so funny, itâs just the opposite of what youâd expect.Â
Jason: âwow, I get to live in a mansion!â âand now I get to be Robin?!â âthis is awesome!â âlet me get to work on that homework now Bruce so we can patrol laterâ âbeing Robin gives me magicâ :D
Dick: âmy parents are deadâ âMr. Wayne is never aroundâ âeverything is terribleâ âiâm going to sneak out of the houseâ âBatman, let me kill a manâ
obsessed with the idea that bruce acts like lucille bluth when he's being airheaded socialite brucie wayneđ
here's a bonus brucie with reporter clark kent:
I kind of love the idea that Jasonâs everyday civilian style is varied and you never know what youâre gonna get. He could be âpreppy librarian college student,â or âleather jacket punk,â or ârich upper-class businessman,â or just âTeenage Boy In A Hoodie.â He is an enigma. He is a fashion icon.
Iâll make fun of Male Power Fantasy Batman for the rest of my life.
But the Batman that, as Bruce Wayne, gave Scarecrow a job at Wayne Industries when he thought he reformed?
The Batman that spend an entire issue hunting Killer Croc when he killed some cops, only to find out that he only did it because he was protecting the homeless people he took care of, was like âOh dang, if you ate them I guess I donât have any evidence. Guess Iâll have to leave you alone Waylonâ?
The one who sent the Riddler on the path to becoming a private detective because he needed help with a caseïżŒ and just knew Ed couldnât resist?
The one whoâs so proud to see Freeze doing better, the one who helps him every chance he gets?
The one whoâll happily team up with Poison Ivy as long as innocent people donât get hurt?
The one who, at the end of the day, just wanted Harley to finally realize that the Joker didnât actually love her?
I adore that Batman.