I Had To Reread This Post 5 Times Before My Brain Stopped Processing Tomato As Tornado.

I had to reread this post 5 times before my brain stopped processing tomato as tornado.

I fucking love tomato sauce!!!!! come on guys!!!!!!!! we love tomato sauce let's talk about it!!!

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9 months ago

You ask me, where have I gone for a while? I was drawing ponytube!!!!!!

I'm sorry if I made mistakes. English is not my native language

You Ask Me, Where Have I Gone For A While? I Was Drawing Ponytube!!!!!!
You Ask Me, Where Have I Gone For A While? I Was Drawing Ponytube!!!!!!
You Ask Me, Where Have I Gone For A While? I Was Drawing Ponytube!!!!!!
10 months ago

Who tf thinks that cuddling is sexual? You can cuddle with your parents, you can cuddle with your siblings, you can cuddle with your grandparents, you can cuddle with your aunts and uncles, you can cuddle with your cousins, you can cuddle with your pets (while big dogs are the best for keeping you warm, cats are my personal favorite bc I'm biased and love mine), hell, you can cuddle with your friends regardless of their gender. It is NOT inherently sexual. Regardless, the meaning of an act is determined by those performing it and if they decide that their cuddling session is completely platonic or just as a way to display innocent affection, then that's what it fucking is.

This pisses me off on a primal level as an aroace whose main form of physical affection is hugs/cuddling with my friends. They know it's strictly platonic, I know it's strictly platonic, therefore it is platonic. And if you're an asexual who's interested or okay with sex, then it's still up to you and your bf to decide if your cuddling is sexual or not.

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out


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8 months ago

This reminds me of when I was younger and used to play with squishes.

This Reminds Me Of When I Was Younger And Used To Play With Squishes.

These little choking hazards (fun to chew on tho)

And I had a little castle for my hoard of choking hazards with even more hazardous parts for a child that put everything into their mouth.

This Reminds Me Of When I Was Younger And Used To Play With Squishes.

(this exact one to be exact)

And with my army of squishes, I would have a red creature overthrow the Queen Squishie (which was the wedding version of Princess Bella, I hated the wedding version for some reason). They would have a dramatic throw down at the top of the castle until the red creature would throw her off of it and be crowned ruler. The other squishies would leave her body there for days to rot as they set up their new kingdom until I got bored and decided I wanted another mutiny. Then I'd stick the "dead" ones in my mouth bc I liked the way they stuck to my tongue bc of the little holes in the bottom.

I'm starting to see why I like vocaloid and dystopian books about overthrowing the government.

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.


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4 months ago

'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

1 month ago

At least it's 5:53 and we're not going to be stuck here until 8 pm, if we run this fast enough and the actors don't screw props over again, we might get out at 6:30

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

9 months ago

@idraw-sometimes Can you imagine?

Also, I need someone to share looks with when ppl do stupid shit during band which is just as cathartic as talking with you

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4 months ago

Asked my mom for a binder for Christmas

Asked My Mom For A Binder For Christmas

No, mom, that’s not….

Asked My Mom For A Binder For Christmas

Oh I see what you did there

4 months ago

I sit here in woe as I dutifully await the day my husband will come home from the war. I tell myself repeatedly that he will survive and return to father our child.

(AO3 is down and it crashed literally right before I could start the next chapter after a really heated cliffhanger)


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9 months ago
Dragonair’s (and Dratini) Lair Garden In The Sky ~ 💙

dragonair’s (and dratini) lair garden in the sky ~ 💙

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