“To Mock A Killing Bird” Sounds Like a Much More Exciting Book

Me: here's a metaphor for how much I appreciate you

Other: here says literally "I don't like you"

Me: the lack of metaphor is the metaphor

Me: *starts cleaning glasses*

Me: *wonders why I have no glases in my face*

Stuff I got for christmas, an organizer for electronics, a measuring tape, a scalpel knife, a nice Vernier caliper with a precision of 0.05 mm (0.002 in?), various Dremel adapters and electric tape.

I am playing The Long Dark game, a survival sandbox in the apocalyptic winter of Canada. Just my kind of game, sandbox, pretty and simple.

What do you feed to a vegan orc?

Uruk hay

I see some things are wrong here:

1. Deapool parents, as I remember he was tricked into killing them, I checked and this is the current story revelaled in original sin, meaning the stories told above were true before but not now.

2. Deadpool  did not precisely fell in love with her, they just did the do, Deadpool (2013) issue #13

3. “ Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine” 

The one who died was Carmelita, his daughter is alive and with an adoptive familly.  Deadpool (2013) issue #18

4. He WAS married to the queen of the monstrer’s metropolis.

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

Makeba got a fancy sweater!

Two flying machines I made in Besiege. The fist compact and the second a bigger version with better maneuverability and more badass aspect.