Jason: I'm gonna sing you a song.
Roy: Please don't.
Jason: It's called 'My Life'.
Jason: *screams.*
Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.
Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.
Dick, confused: Huh? Why?
Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?
Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-
Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...
Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO
Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?
Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?
Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.
Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.
Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!
Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran
a little comic for jasons birthday. on being robin & batman and being brave & scared
*phone call*
Jason; I’m sorry, Talia. I can’t kill Bruce.
Talia: You asked me yesterday if I could “break Bruce out of the afterlife so I can kill him over and over.”
Jason: Yeah…that would have been fun. But he’s given me an offer I can’t refuse.
Talia: He killed the clown?
Jason: He gave me a first edition Pride and Prejudice book. It says by a lady instead of Jane Austen.
Talia: You are sacrificing months of training and planning for a book?
Jason: I’m weak, Talia. I’m weak.
Jason "stole batman's tires" Todd would pull ts I know it
the idea that jason stils has slight memory gaps from when he was robin and before he died makes me laugh because it would be like--
jason: *talking about how he just called bruce dad for the first time again while in full red hood gear and in front of commissioner gordon* it was horrible. I'm never going to recover, dickie. the embarrassment was too much dick: *not even looking up from his phone* can't be worse than that time when you were 13 and professed your undying love for wonder woman in front of diana, who bruce hadd been about to introduce you to jason: *having a heart attack* can't be worse than the time I WHAT
More Jason warmups
I just needed to draw them together
SpeedPaint and Sketch
there is a voice inside my head that whispers “wing au” every time i join a new fandom. it is currently winning.