Latest Posts by stupidsimp1000 - Page 2
need a bartylus big bang so that i can write slutty scandalous bartylus nepo babies on the front page cover of all the tabloids in a relationship to piss both of their respective families off a la gossip girl
Yo yo yo new Bartylus song just dropped (not really)
Reglily and bartydora sketches
Tell me why I am rereading my old Wattpad fanfics, and they are kind of eating ngl. Pre-teen me was kind of killing it....
based off this post by @75screamingtoads that made me start watching. as you can see my art gets progressively worse each panel lol
I don't even know how Barty got that way with me
but I LIKE it
Barty says hi to daddy
Evan Rosier just screamssss dead brother to me. Like, whenever I'm reading or writing a fic and someone has to die- oh look, Evan's gone. Idk if it's because of canon or what but. Pandora can't die, Barty refuses to die, Regulus will probably die at a later point, and one would never consider killing off Dorcas, therefore. Evan has to go. It just makes the most sense. Evan feels like the brother Pandora once had this otherworldly connection, which has now been severed by his untimely death. And she will mourn him forever. Even after she has healed his presence will still be felt in every room. What could've been. The brother that never was. The best friend that never was. The first one to go. Ugh.
do any other genderfluid people have a girl voice and a boy voice. And you can't choose when you use it. You just open your mouth and suddenly-
i want him soooo bad
something something bartylus being so tender and careful with each other for their years of friendship but when they finally confess their mutual, deeply emotional feelings for each other then the need to be cautious completely disappears because they’re entitled to each other now and their love becomes so raw
Barty is obsessed with regulus is the adorably pathetic lover boy way. He’s constantly trying to impress regulus and always failing in a way that’s just so endearing, all he can think about every moment of every day is regulus and he spends every second doodling his name on paper with hearts and relishing in things that remind him of his love, he’s picking flowers and reading blurbs of books he wouldn’t personally like just to bring things back to regulus, he’s known as one of the weirdest and most angrily reserved people most have ever met yet when he’s near regulus he’s suddenly a blushing stuttering mess, he bows so low he bruises his forehead on the pavement at regulus’ feet and he doesn’t care who’s watching.
Regulus is obsessed with Barty in the way an infatuated killer staves off killing a mark they find beautiful. He’s the type to make shrines of what he loves, we know this, and he has one for Barty too. He was collecting this motherfuckers scrapped notes and lost ties and his hair when he shaved his head and the buttons that fell off his dress shirts, and then when they finally got together he took his wisdom teeth for it too. He’s tracing knives over Barty’s cheekbones when he sleeps (no he wasn’t let into his room) because using his fingertips would be too scalding, he’s asking Barty do absurd things just to relish in the fact he will without question every time, he’s staring up at Barty with his pupils pin prick small and harsh set in his lip but almost wonder gleaming in them because he just loves looking so much.
They’re so obsessed with each other but their understanding of human emotion is so different, but they’re both attention starved so they relish in anything the other will spare them
Petition to call Bartylus “Crack” (Crouch + Black)
It’s so important now more then ever to be weird tranny sex freaks
Hi, I like your style. I wonder if you can draw Mary and Remus (romantic or platonic as you wish) pls?
They're my favourite rare ship
BOOM SHAKALAKA LETS GOOOOO
I never heard of that ship before?? But yknow what I SAY YES 😤😤😤
Also I don’t think Mary is a short girlie; it’s just Remus who is ridiculously tall
Enjoyyyyy
ughhhhh love IT. Fuck heavily with the one about the peanuts because of COURSE Barty wouldn't think to ask if Reg's allergic to anything lol.
Also fuck heavilyyyyyy with Artist Barty and Writer Reg.
Poor Pandora lmaooooo.
BARTYLUS HEADCANNONS PLZ <3
AHH! I got so excited when I saw this! Here are my random headcanons (its really all over the place and some im just re-mentioning from old posts of mine)
- Regulus was the bad influence between the two!!! He was the start and a part of Barty's madness
- Regulus was head over heals for Barty and introduced him to Bellatrix (his favorite cousin)
- They dye their hair together, Barty dies his blonde hair dark brown or black and Regulus who has poliosis dyes that white piece of hair black to match the rest
- Sirius thought (at first) that Barty would be good for Regulus (being from a light family and all) but realized he was so very wrong
- Barty has an eidetic memory (im never letting go of this) and Regulus is SO jealous but he's also drooling over the fact
- Regulus is terrified of clowns and Barty loves them
- Regulus has a peanut allergy so Barty has also quit eating anything with peanuts after nearly killing Regulus when he kissed him after eating smth with peanuts
- Barty runs hot and Regulus feels like ice, when they sleep Regulus is on his back arms crossed and Barty is faced down sprawled out all over him
- They're the nerdy quiet couple in school who's unsupectingly fucking crazy
- They go on painting dates, Barty paints beautiful portraits of Regulus... Regulus tries his best (he's not the best painter but Barty keeps each one anyway)
- Barty makes sculptures of Regulus, Regulus makes poems about and for Barty
- Barty gifts Regulus's pet snake stuff all the time and Regulus adores it
- Barty was scared of heights but he got over it for Regulus who loves heights
- Barty accompanies every kiss on Regulus's cheek with a lick, Regulus acts disgusted but he thinks it's such a cute habit (he's so down bad)
- Barty seeks out Pandora whenever he has a Regulus related problem cause she knows him best, Regulus goes to Pandora to rant about Barty constantly
I have sm more but I think this is all😓
just so you know, i actually check the bartylus tag once in every three hours. it’s the first thing i check when i wake up
maybe i need to get a life-
I LOVE BARTYLUS i scream into the void... hoping...praying... a fellow Bartylus fan will hear...
Happy Valentines day to Bartylus and Bartylus only
i want to talk to you without speaking
The Bartylus fan leaving my body as I start rereading choices
muggle au where Mary is basically Sabrina Carpenter and writes superrrrr horny songs for her hot asf gf Lily. That's it that's the idea.
modern moonwater halloween
hotel transylvania costumes
remus as johnny and regulus as male!mavis
nothing more to say, that's all