They Are Now Talking About Wearing His Friend

“She’s come out the closet!”

-My grandma... when I told her I was vegetarian

"A bunch of babies and dinosaurs? That's a good band name."

"Daffodils; they're hiding something..."

"Default fonts hurt my soul..."

Not all trolls, mam

Convesation between my mum and brother

Brother: He was in the way so we killed him

Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?

B: It gets worse...

M: ...

B: ...

M: ...

B: We skinned him.

M: ...

B: We needed the leather!

"I'd throw a parade to annoy mysterious goats"

“Isn’t he the spoon God?”

-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion

"What happens if you inject AI with adrenaline?"

“That’s a Cavendish banana, you shithead.”

-me, to one of my closest friends