"Daffodils; they're hiding something..."
I respect your right to want to fuck mothman
“I’m far too goth for gravey.”
-Me, not goth in any way
“He’s such an overprotective mother hen sometimes.”
-My friend, while literally talking about Satan
“Stop breaking this pencil! Do you know how expensive this was?!”
-Somebody with a cheap pencil they probably found on the floor
“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”
-Me, being right
“I am a thot and Thor.”
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
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