"People Don't Think That Technology Can Handle A Beating. If My Xbox Was A War Veteran He'd Have Been

“I am a thot and Thor.”

"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"

“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”

"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."

"I got so distracted by lesbians I forgot the point of the story!"

"I'm so sad that sloths don't know how much I appreciate them..."

“Birds do fly, therefore I am a cop. You’re under arrest!”

“No, you are!”

"I can't believe people live in California..."

“Karl Marx was a frickin’ babe.”

-A very strange person who was once sent the entire communist manifesto and just replied “hot”

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun