Charlie, Setting Down A Card: Ace Of Spades.

Derek: What did you do with the body?

Stiles: What didn’t I do with the body?

Derek:

Stiles: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.

i want tapl on the dsmp, but instead of as a regular character, i want him as a god. but unlike dreamxd, i would like to see him taunting the other characters to go to the end (more specifically ranboo)

just imagine this 13ft tall deity with an enchanted netherite hoe, giving eyes of ender to the local enderman hybrid and saying “don't you want to see where you came from? don't you want to see where this world begins and ends? don't you want to find new ways to protect your family?”

glad that Slime has now officially been incorporated into sbi+ 

but srsly when in other people’s vids he does give me the vibes of ‘friend of the older sibling who’s absolutely down to go along with the younger kid’s nonsense’. 

this is the energy i need to see c!ranboo give wilbur when that zombie tries to slander him

The Disappearing Act. support me with tips, kofi, commissions

Wilbur Soot: Hey Tubbo, have you seen Tommy around?

Tubbo: No, what's up?

Wilbur: Tommy messaged me saying "I hate men women are poggers" and I answered back "You're a man though" and he replied "I can fix this, give me a minute" so I asked him half an hour ago what he meant by that, and he still hasn't answered.

Wilbur: I'm not worried about him or anything, but I still don't know what that means.

Tubbo: It means he needs a minute to fix it :3

Wilbur: Yes but what does that mean???

Tubbo: I dunno how to explain it better, Bossman, he just needs a minute to fix the problem.

Wilbur: ...Forget it. Ranboo-

Ranboo: Just give him a minute Wilbur, he'll fix it :3

Megamind AU

where Megamind is still doing supervilliany things like trying to take over the city, robbing banks, creating over the top schemes with way too many stages to defeat Metroman

BUT

He’s also a favourite of many Metro City citizens because he is always willing to drink his Respect Women Juice™ and always down to bat for the underdog.

Being followed by a creep? The invisible car is there to offer you a ride home and Megamind’s pointing a weird-looking gun at the creep.

Your boss giving you the chills? All his dirty laundry is all over the web and his entire bank account has been donated to charity.

Trying to escape an abusive environment? Knock on the ‘Secret’ Lair’s door and he’ll get you an entirely new living arrangement, a restraining order and enough money to get you back on your feet.

Need medication that you can’t afford? Megamind just robbed a pharmacy and his physiology doesn’t agree with human medication.

Megamind gives away free mini De-Guns that dehydrate people for half an hour since it acts as an excellent deterrent. (He somehow managed to argue it into legality by comparing it to Mace.) 

Roxanne makes exactly one mention of Hal the cameraman not taking no for an answer before she gets a new cameraman the next day who is exceedingly polite towards her and goes pale whenever Megamind looks at him.

Megamind may have been raised by criminals but he was raised by criminals who were mostly victims of circumstance and thus gave him standards.

Whoops

This man runs on 70% denial and 30% spite

Cicero HC: the man can “turn off” the crazy, if in any situation you need him to be completely deadpan he will be, his voice drops like 5 octaves. Ofc he’s pretending and will probably slip up back into his sillyness if he has to do it for too long, but it’s terrifying how normal he can seem.