Megamind AU

Megamind AU

where Megamind is still doing supervilliany things like trying to take over the city, robbing banks, creating over the top schemes with way too many stages to defeat Metroman

BUT

He’s also a favourite of many Metro City citizens because he is always willing to drink his Respect Women Juice™ and always down to bat for the underdog.

Being followed by a creep? The invisible car is there to offer you a ride home and Megamind’s pointing a weird-looking gun at the creep.

Your boss giving you the chills? All his dirty laundry is all over the web and his entire bank account has been donated to charity.

Trying to escape an abusive environment? Knock on the ‘Secret’ Lair’s door and he’ll get you an entirely new living arrangement, a restraining order and enough money to get you back on your feet.

Need medication that you can’t afford? Megamind just robbed a pharmacy and his physiology doesn’t agree with human medication.

Megamind gives away free mini De-Guns that dehydrate people for half an hour since it acts as an excellent deterrent. (He somehow managed to argue it into legality by comparing it to Mace.) 

Roxanne makes exactly one mention of Hal the cameraman not taking no for an answer before she gets a new cameraman the next day who is exceedingly polite towards her and goes pale whenever Megamind looks at him.

Megamind may have been raised by criminals but he was raised by criminals who were mostly victims of circumstance and thus gave him standards.

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Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)


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4 years ago

Wilbur: A Syndicate is a group of people with a singular goal. Almost like a government.

Wilbur: *Looks deadass at the camera, very knowingly*


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3 years ago

I feel Jake is the kind of alter who only fronts for like 10 seconds if the system is doing something he doesn't like, changes it, and then fucks off again.

Marc Spector: Im going to smoke this cigarette because it helps me fit in with a crowd (he is actually just a dramatic sadboy)

Jake: Yeets it across the room, leaves front


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1 year ago

God I need Crystal's wardrobe.


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3 years ago

ok so you know how there’s 3 different versions of cicero used throughout the db questline? well the follower version of him that shows up near the end of the questline if you spared him is actually taller than his other two versions. so he somehow grows about a foot taller between when you spare him in dawnstar and when he becomes available as a follower, thus further proving he is in fact not human and is instead some weird little creature with godlike powers


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3 years ago

Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Boyd: Several traffic violations.

Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.


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3 years ago

Sometimes, it’s difficult for Cicero to cope with being alone in the Sanctuary, on the rare occasion that all the other initiates are out on contracts. It brings him back to times when it was only him and the Night Mother, but even then, she never spoke to him so it was unbearable silence. So whenever he’s left alone, with just the Night Mother, he curls up at her feet and automatically starts to strain his ears, jumping violently at the slightest sounds; much like he did back in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. It takes quite a while for the Listener to piece it together but when they do, they insist on bringing Cicero along whenever they know the Sanctuary is going to be momentarily abandoned, just to keep him out of that darker, maddening place.


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2 years ago
Au Idea Where Drax Has A Total Morality Shift And Decides To Actually Help Raise The Turtles With Splinter
Au Idea Where Drax Has A Total Morality Shift And Decides To Actually Help Raise The Turtles With Splinter
Au Idea Where Drax Has A Total Morality Shift And Decides To Actually Help Raise The Turtles With Splinter
Au Idea Where Drax Has A Total Morality Shift And Decides To Actually Help Raise The Turtles With Splinter
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Au Idea Where Drax Has A Total Morality Shift And Decides To Actually Help Raise The Turtles With Splinter

Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))


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2 years ago

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke* 


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