Megamind AU

Steven: Pigeon

Marc:

*Minutes later*

Steven: Dog

Marc: ??

*Minutes later*

Steven: Mouse

Marc: STEVEN WHY??

Steven: I like acknowledging their presence. Sometimes I wish people would do that to me. It makes me feel real

Marc:

---------- Next time Marc is fronting ------------

Marc, seeing Steven in a reflection: Steven

Steven: ?

Marc, seeing Steven in a puddle: Steven

Steven: Aw wait Marc are you- 🥺 thanks man

Marc:

Marc: :)

Wilbur: A Syndicate is a group of people with a singular goal. Almost like a government.

Wilbur: *Looks deadass at the camera, very knowingly*

I feel Jake is the kind of alter who only fronts for like 10 seconds if the system is doing something he doesn't like, changes it, and then fucks off again.

Marc Spector: Im going to smoke this cigarette because it helps me fit in with a crowd (he is actually just a dramatic sadboy)

Jake: Yeets it across the room, leaves front

God I need Crystal's wardrobe.

ranboo, arriving in the UK: hi

tubbo, realizing that this man is a foot taller than himself: what the fuck did they feed you??

ok so you know how there’s 3 different versions of cicero used throughout the db questline? well the follower version of him that shows up near the end of the questline if you spared him is actually taller than his other two versions. so he somehow grows about a foot taller between when you spare him in dawnstar and when he becomes available as a follower, thus further proving he is in fact not human and is instead some weird little creature with godlike powers

Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Boyd: Several traffic violations.

Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.

Sometimes, it’s difficult for Cicero to cope with being alone in the Sanctuary, on the rare occasion that all the other initiates are out on contracts. It brings him back to times when it was only him and the Night Mother, but even then, she never spoke to him so it was unbearable silence. So whenever he’s left alone, with just the Night Mother, he curls up at her feet and automatically starts to strain his ears, jumping violently at the slightest sounds; much like he did back in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. It takes quite a while for the Listener to piece it together but when they do, they insist on bringing Cicero along whenever they know the Sanctuary is going to be momentarily abandoned, just to keep him out of that darker, maddening place.

Au idea where drax has a total morality shift and decides to actually help raise the turtles with splinter (listen, i have no clue how this would happen/ work, i just wanted an excuse to draw them as a family))

2003 Donnie: Fuck this *strategically runs away*

2012 Donnie: FUCK IT ALL *shoots the Shredder four times*

Rise!Donnie: FUCK YEAH! *runs toward the Shredder with a full-on nuke*