Wilbur: A Syndicate Is A Group Of People With A Singular Goal. Almost Like A Government.

c!Dream: I have created a much more peaceful L’Manberg by having them exile Tommyinnit

c!Ranboo: You screwed over an already ruined nation, is what you did. Look at the inhabitants. They all have unresolved trauma and severe trust issues

Skyrim adventure #3

Me: *been playing for like 2 hours* My Dad: the insane jester has been quiet for a while Me: …..*turns around* Cicero: *is just gone* Me: what the hecker Me: *retraces steps to find him* Me: *finds bandit tower* Cicero: *singing and dancing, dead bodies everywhere* Dad: *whispers* he cant be trusted

Jack: Dad can you pass me the salt

Sam Dean and Cas all go to hand him salt

Jack: …thanks dad..s

Sam,Dean,Cas insink: you’re welcome

Rowena: Jack hon do me a wee favor and shoot me please.

DSMP Characters as cc!Ranboo quotes

Sam: “no juice for those who live in solitude”

Tommy: “so like… when is it my turn to be happy?”

Badboyhalo: “if you’re listening to an inspirational speaker your life is probably not good”

Technoblade: “actually i haven’t done anything wrong ever and you can ask my apologists about that” (bonus: “pickaxe power”)

Quackity: “don’t quote me on that because i am right” (bonus: “dont run with scissors except for when you do”)

Dream: “this ones double sided!” (bonus: “all the nuts and the wrenches are just loose in the box”)

George:  *spins in a chair doing absolutely nothing for five minutes*

Sapnap: “i feel the overwhelming urge to scream at every single moment”

Tubbo: “is this a detonator? this looks like i could just press the button and– *presses button*”

Fundy: “avoid daddys love!”

Punz: “what i want you to do if you sponsor me is give me free stuff and then require me to never talk about your product again”

Wilbur: “yeah- more more more power poWER POWER”

Philza: “i am going to KILL my own child.” (bonus: “do not pay to adopt me”)

Puffy: “im pretty sure i can just do this. *fails* nope never mind i cannot do that.”

Foolish: “as long as they help us make tastier cakes i really do not mind having my soul taken. [pause] i do mind having my soul taken actually.” (bonus: “how did you die so quickly?”)

Jack: “woah there i bet you didn’t expect me to come from the floor”

Ranboo: “take deep breaths? i am… dying already”

Bonus Alyssa bc idk who she is but she used to be on the server: “i need to stop playing minecraft”

either i relate to him a little to much or enoch from mphfpc is autistic

Chishiya is that one doctor who if during a flight there is a call "is there is a doctor available?" He just goes back to sleep/read/listen to music.

Do you think with Donnie being a soft shell he ever made like hyper realistic battle shells that look like his soft shell and would just leave them around the lair to scare his brothers

...only if Mikey is the one to make it look hyper realistic

wilbur: how did you and phil first meet, anyways?

techno: oh, he was hitchhiking up from the hospital one night so i picked him up. he said thanks but how do you know i’m not a serial killer?

techno: so i said the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.

Jekyll: I turned out perfectly fine! I'm perfectly okay!

Jasper: Sir, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Jekyll: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!! NO ONE ELSE PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Hunter: We have your mate.

Derek: …

Derek: Stiles? Stiles Stilinski? You have Stiles Stilinski?

Hunter: Yes.

Derek: No you don’t.

Hunter: What do you mean - ?

In the background: shit, he’s gone!

Derek: *laughs* Good luck with that.