Ranboo, Arriving In The UK: Hi

jack: why do people go to college?

sam: to learn things related to the careers they want to have, and to learn about themselves.

jack: i wanna go to college!!!

sam, crying: im so p rouD

derek: Are you ready to commit?

stiles: A felony or to a relationship?

stiles: Because the answer to both would be yes.

Jack: Why did you kill that fly?

Dean: It was annoying me.

Jack: So we can kill things that annoy us?

Dean: Yes. Obviously.

Jack: Is that why monsters try to kill you?

Dean: Oh, you-

Sam: Better watch what you say, Dean.

Dean: Or what?

Castiel: Or you will look like that fly.

Dean: I'm just going to walk away.

Sam: Good idea.

no thoughts, just ranboo saying ‘please kill me’ in a game of among us and everyone going silent until fundy says ‘if you insist’

Sithis definitely has a sense of humor, given the fact that it's implied he made cicero Like That on purpose.

Tommy: Ranboo, this is my brother.

Tommy: Wil, this is my Ranboo. Wait-

Ranboo: Hi, I'm his Ranboo! :D

asks and submissions are appreciated!

wilbur: how did you and phil first meet, anyways?

techno: oh, he was hitchhiking up from the hospital one night so i picked him up. he said thanks but how do you know i’m not a serial killer?

techno: so i said the chances of two serial killers being in the same car were astronomical.

Adam: *at 3am* If bike is short for bicycle then mike is short for micycle

Michael: wait—

Gabriel: Shhh let him speak Micycle

Gabriel: What’s up I’m back

Lucifer: I literally saw you die, you died, you were dead

Gabriel: Death is just a social construct

-some more alive Ghostbur shenanigans-

Ghostbur: Did it hurt when you fell?

Revived Wilbur *on the floor*: From what? The pedestal I put my self worth on or in love?

Ghostbur: Oh dear... um... as much as I'd Love to save your Ego... YOU JUST FACE PLANTED DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS!

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Revived Wilbur: I am having- and this is crazy, I'm having feelings again! Like some 14 year old kid or something, I- you remember feelings right?

Ghostbur: ... yeah I have feelings every single day of my existence...

Revived Wilbur: Do you?

Ghostbur *growing distressed*: Are you saying you don't have feelings?!

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Revived Wilbur: Doesn't mater! There are only 4 rules you need to remember. Make the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go off the rails.... Throw away the plan.

Ghostbur: There was a plan?

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Ghostbur: *playing with Friend in a flower field*

Revived Wilbur: *crunch*

Ghostbur: ...

Revived Wilbur: ...

Ghostbur: Spit it out...

Revived Wilbur: *crunch-crunch-crunch*

Ghostbur: DON’T CHEW FASTER–