*Stiles Is Cooking*

aftermath / encanto

It had been a few hours since Bruno’s return to Casita. The Madrigals were currently dispersed, helping the townsfolk move bricks to make some semblance of walls. In one corner of the remnants of Casita, Bruno was tucked away.

Maybe things will be okay.

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rating: teen and up (not kid friendly!) (camilo uses the f-word)

hurt/comfort (more comfort than hurt)

camilo uses they/them pronouns

camilla the rat makes an appearance

(also fair warning I am very much white and do not speak spanish, any advice/comments would be much appreciated!)

(ao3 link)

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i just think it’d funny if o!ranboo just has no problem with o!tommy visiting the nether roof so take this messy comic

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Lanyon: So what's your biggest weakness?

Hyde: I can be uncooperative.

Lanyon: Okay, can you give me an example?

Hyde: No.

I came into 4.0 fully expecting to break my f2p to get lyney (I only had twenty pulls and I had just gotten Kazuha). Instead the game decided to hand me Lyney on a silver platter, then proceeded to give me his weapon. My first 5 star weapon. At this point I'm convinced the game knows its feeding my addiction and is doing this purely to keep me hooked.

Lucifer: *is drowning*

Jack: I'd save him but who am I to play god?

Gabriel: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD NOW!!!!

Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Boyd: Several traffic violations.

Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.

I actually really like Tighnari's outfit. Not only do all the designs and colors please my neurodivergent brain but it also feels like he just found things that he liked and threw them all together. As someone that tends to do that very same thing it just makes me like him all the more for it.

Incorrect Quotes 4

Chuck: okay, who broke this

Michael: Gabriel

Lucifer: Gabriel

Gabriel: Gabriel

Chuck:

Gabriel: fuck

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Gabriel: how sad

Lucifer: are you okay?

Gabriel: I wanted to take Sam out for dinner but I don't have any money

Lucifer: no problem bro, We're best bros right? I'll take out your boyfriend for ya

Gabriel: really?! Thanks Luci

Lucifer: That's what bros do

[Later]

Gabriel:

Gabriel: wait a damn minute

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Jack: Dean I need help with my new poetry course! Can you tell me one rhyme quickly?

Dean: let's see...

Dean: roses are red, I ate a burrito, poetry has no sense, Despacito

Jack: why are you like this?

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Charlie: you know we can find and follow phones by the GPS right?

Dean: wha- really?

Cas: don't worry I know you stop in the donut shop when you go for a walk

Dean:

Dean: I don't even go walking... I go by car

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Jack: everyday I take one dollar from Dean's wallet

Jack: I've been doing this for three years

Jack: now I have more than 1000$

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Cas similing:

Dean: I'm gonna punch him in the face

Sam: what the hell, why?

Dean: he is very cute and his smile is brighter than the sun

Dean: I'm gonna hit him

Sam: or maybe you can confess your feelings to him...

Dean:

Dean: no.

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Cas: the food is too hot. I can't eat this

Dean: you're too hot but I still eat you

Sam: ONE DINNER, GUYS. I JUST WANTED ONE. FUCKING. DINNER.

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[texting]

Dean: hi

Castiel: hello

Dean: hola

Casyiel: come eat ass

Castiel: NO

Castiel: estas***

Dean: HAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S IT I'M DONE

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Sam: Hay can you move away from me? I'm claustrophobic

Gabriel: what does claustrophobic mean?

Dean: it means he's afraid of Santa Claus

Sam: no, you idiot

Gabriel: OH OH OH

Castiel: STOP IT GABRIEL YOU'RE SCARING HIM

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Castiel: how do you feel?

Dean: I do not

@askthebunker

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Micheal: *flying*

Gabriel: *throws a rock at him*

Micheal, as he's falling: Ah, fuck. I can't believe you've done this!

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Micheal: *playing the harp*

Gabriel: LOL. Fucking nerd!

Michael: Why you bully me?

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