I Just Think It’d Funny If O!ranboo Just Has No Problem With O!tommy Visiting The Nether Roof So Take

Shhh it’s okay he’s baby

Kira: You have no idea what I'm capable of!

Void!Stiles: Don't take it personally, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake.

Chuck: Jack, I’m your grandfa-

Bobby, already cocking a shotgun: Step away from my grandson

Babette: Quick, we need to distract the Listener! Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises!?

Cicero, giggling: My time has come.

OMG

I've been drawing Tighnari for the past hour. Bot only do I evidently have a problem, but I'm hoping it will grant me good luck in actually getting him.

I don't Cicero post very often anymore but it's so funny to imagine this twink ass Imperial jester outrunning a WEREWOLF from Falkreath to Dawnstar, and managing to incapacitate said WEREWOLF equally if not worse than the werewolf was able to inflict upon him, a twink ass Imperial jester.

And now your weekly compilation of weird ass dream smp quotes (7):

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Tommy: I love boobs

Wilbur: Fuck Tommy you said love!!!!

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Tommy: oh I was trying to avoid the 'E' in craft

Wilbur: There is no 'E' in craft!

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[As Tubbo, Tommy, Niki and Jack scream behind him]

George: ITS NOT LORE!

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[Ranboo joined the game]

Ghostbur: fuck off

Ranboo: K

[Ranboo left the game]

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Tommy: what is a violent salamander?

Tommy: its got a gamer tag

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Bonus:

Tommy on camera: DRUGS, SEX, WOMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Tommy off camera: Why hello sir, it is nice to meet you. I'll have your daughter home by 8 :)

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Jekyll: Selfcare is drinking highly toxic chemicals right out of the anti-contamination beaker whilst letting the darkness that dwells within the depths of your soul overtake you.

Lanyon: No.

Jekyll: Slurp.

Jasper: Sir, on a scale of 1-10, please rate your pain.

Jekyll: Pi.

Jasper: Pi?

Jekyll: A minimal but a never ending number.

Jasper: What the actual f*ck.

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