Every Time I Read A Headcanon About Bruno Trying To Be Intimidating With Félix And Agustín When They

Tubbo_ has made the advancement [MICHAEL MY BELOVED]

Ranboo has made the advancement [Villain Arc Time]

Awesamdude has made the advancement [Haha I'm In Danger]

techno: why is tubbo on ranboo’s shoulders?

phil: he likes to be tall

Sometimes, it’s difficult for Cicero to cope with being alone in the Sanctuary, on the rare occasion that all the other initiates are out on contracts. It brings him back to times when it was only him and the Night Mother, but even then, she never spoke to him so it was unbearable silence. So whenever he’s left alone, with just the Night Mother, he curls up at her feet and automatically starts to strain his ears, jumping violently at the slightest sounds; much like he did back in the Cheydinhal Sanctuary. It takes quite a while for the Listener to piece it together but when they do, they insist on bringing Cicero along whenever they know the Sanctuary is going to be momentarily abandoned, just to keep him out of that darker, maddening place.

Jack: Cas I need you to come pick me up right now

Cas: Why

Jack: Dean is passive aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do 8 hours ago

Jack: This house isn’t safe for me anymore

Lucifer: *is drowning*

Jack: I'd save him but who am I to play god?

Gabriel: YOU ARE LITERALLY THE GOD NOW!!!!

Lanyon: Self care is stupid, I want to beat my dad with his own bones.

Jekyll: Did you just-- Did you just say what I thought you said?

Lanyon: I'm-- what?

Jekyll: Did you just... Threaten to murder the source of your problems and trauma with a vague and ominous plan of action?

Lanyon: I... I believe so, yes?

Jekyll: Oh my god.

Lanyon: What??

Jekyll: You are turning into ME.

Lanyon: I... oH NO I AM-

Jack: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?

Dean: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.

Jack:

Jack: [sobs]

Sam: You fucking scared him, you idiot.

Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me

Tubbo: he loves me not.

Tubbo: he loves me

Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(

Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong

/p :))

Fundy: You’re so tall, Ranboo. What can you see up there?

Ranboo: Everyone’s flaws.

Newt: there are only three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Thomas way

Minho: isn't that the wrong way

Newt: yeah, but it's faster