What's Fascinating About Sampo Is How Contradictory He Is.

Im playing Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga when out of nowhere, after solving a puzzle, I come across this adorable little interaction.

BB-8: (grateful chirps)

Obi-wan: How delightful

Jake: I can stop whenever I want.

Steven: Then stop.

Jake: I don't want.

Eret: What did you get in the yearbook?

Niki: Best smile!

Tubbo: Nicest personality :)

Fundy: Most likely to cause a fight.

Ranboo: Least likely to start a fight, but most likely to win one.

Okay, but in The Batman, Gordon seems like the only cop that’s ever glad to see Batman there? Maybe Martinez too, but everybody else is very standoffish, suspicious, and just really don’t seem to like that there’s an adult man in a bat mask and a cape walking around doing their job better than they are.

Which leads me to believe that Gordon not only came up with the idea of the Bat Signal, but he suggested it and fought for it. Went to the head honchos with a 50 slide powerpoint presentation on why it was a good idea. Argued with his superiors that not only was the Batman a good presence, but that the GCPD needed a way to get in contact with him and summon him to crime scenes.

Imagine he lights it up for the first time to test it out (without telling Bats), and Bruce sees it and immediately hauls ass to track down where the source of it is. He arrives there as Batman, and Gordon is standing there with a stopwatch and four other cops. And Gordon is just like “BOOM! I told you it would work! Eat shit! And in 7 minutes flat! Pay up!”

How often do you sin?

Isaac: I don’t sin.

Scott: I sin a little.

Lydia: I sin sometimes.

Allison: I sin a lot.

Derek *looking at Stiles*: I’m sinning right now.

Stiles: Fuck that, I am going to Hell anyway.

Mikey's first word was "Daddy," followed by about ten minutes of giggling as Splinter cried over him. It was immediately followed by "eat."

Leo's first words were: "Daddy, he doesn't like the yellow one," after Splinter dared to try and feed Donnie pineapple when the twins were three. Splinter was so flabbergasted that he took Leo's word on what Donnie liked until they were fourteen (he was never wrong, but Splinter wanted to get better at knowing his kids).

Donnie's first word was "Blue," said in the most heartbreaking whimper while he was sick and therefore separated from his brothers; Leo has never let him live it down. He was only a little over a year old, but had always been vocal about what he did and did not want.

Raph didn't speak until he was ten; his first words were "Step off, bitch!" At a stranger who tried to pick Mikey up while they were playing near the sewer grate.

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Sam: you can ask me one question, and one question only that I will answer

Jack: why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?

Sam: what?

Jack: I wanna write angry numbers

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Dean: you read my diary?!?

Castiel: I didn't realize it was your diary

Castiel: at first, I thought it was a sad, handwritten book

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Sam: I'm here

Sam: come out

Dean: I'm bisexual

Sam: I love you and support you, but I meant that I'm outside

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Jack: shouldn't we find Gabe?

Lucifer: oh he'll be back

Gabriel: hi guys!

Lucifer: see! Like a shit terminator

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Dean: what's the WiFi password?

Sam: we are at a funeral

Dean: with spaces in between?

Dean: it didn't work

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Dean: handcuffs? Kinky

Cop: first of all, I'm a cop

Cop: second of all, you're being arrested

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Adam: are you mad?

Michael: no.

Adam: so sharpening knives at 2am is just a hobby?

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Sam: Dean, we need to talk about your will

Dean: what about it?

Sam: the only thing it says is "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with archeologists lmao"

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Gabriel: are you talking to youself?

Sam: yes

Sam: it's the only way I can have an intelligent conversation here

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Sam: if I ever get killed by a seriar killer, I will die doing what I love doing

Sam: learning too much about seriel killers

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Dean: so what's your favourite position in bed?

Castiel: near the wall so I can use my phone while charging

Dean: seriously?

Castiel: what?

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Sam: how are you sleeping?

Dean: like a baby

Dean: every two hours I wake up sreaming

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Gabriel: we're playing Scrabble, it's a nightmare

Charlie: Scrabble? Scrabble's great

Gabriel: not when you're playing with Sam, it's not. He puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog"

Fundy: You’re so tall, Ranboo. What can you see up there?

Ranboo: Everyone’s flaws.

Jekyll: Jasper-- Jasper, hey Jasper, Jasper listen to me-

Jasper: I- Yes??

Jekyll: What do you call a werewolf that knows a lot of things?

Jasper: I... Don't know?

Jekyll: An... AWARE-wolf :D:D:D

Jasper: I...

Jekyll: Get it??? Aware like WERE-

Jasper: Sir, please, I get it, but when was the last time you slept?

Jekyll: I have NO IDEA :D:D:D:D