idk if that's just me but i ADORE all might in canon. like he's generally a good dude who dedicated his whole life to other people. he's trying his best to bond with his students and become good teacher. he didn't stop helping people even after been injured. he made sure that people were as secure and protected as it was possible.
listen i can see why so many kids in mha are inspired by him
AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH MELISSA SHIELD--
(i love them so much)
but on the other hand (in fanon) I HATE THIS FUCKER SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
author on ao3: all might pass his power to middle schooler not having previous experience with tutoring and did not run this decision with his guardiand and did not inform his teachers in ua
me: FUCK HIM
author on ao3: all might crashed izuku's dreams and left him alone on the rooftop
me: THIS BASTARD
author on ao3: all might didn't stop bakugou during training even when he almost killed izuku
me: SHITFACE
autor on ao3: all might watched how izuku crashed his limbs while using OFA and didn't ask other teachers for help
me: gimme knife I'm going to dismember some old men
i know that these are all canon events and all might doesn't have to be always right i understand that. BUT when it happens in fics (even without all might bashing) this shit hits different you know
okay lets do this (jazzes sore hands that went through 2 essay papers and six character arts today)
- Silent Shadow by @tunafishprincess: I did not realize that I craved dadgiri before I saw this fic and it’s absolutely amazing.
- Anyone by @gentrychild : this is the best dfo fic I have ever read and it has all the best tropes?? Izuku starting a totally (il)legal organization and stealing ofa and him being oblivious to dfo. There is also bamf Izuku which is a plus.
- Pied Piper by @that-vigilante-piedpiper or @/blackholeca: this is THE quirkless vigilante Izuku fic, like, the best one in the tag I swear. It is an emotional rollercoaster and had me willing to die for the oc, Reo, who is characterized stunningly.
- now u see him/now u dont (series) by @i-just-want-to-destroy : This is seriously, criminically underrated. Like wtf this is the best case/mystery/suspence/comedy/drama fic you can find in bnha. Includes magician/7-11 cashier/quirkless vigilante/spy/cryptid Izuku and it is written very well.
- to die (and retry) also by @i-just-want-to-destroy: the most realistic immortal(?) Izuku fic. The psychological drama is on point and even if the angst is overflowing the comedy still keeps the fic from being too overbearing.
- Severance by @qhu: afo! Izuku but everyone thinks he has an erasure quirk. The quirk science/theories are amazing! (Also I just realized how funky the severance izuku is because i used a stock image for the brain LMAO) but anyways. There is DFO and dadzawa and it is also criminally underrated. Plus Izuku using the capture scarf which is oen of my favorite izuku tropes :D
did i use the time that i couldve spent to revise for chinese finals doing this? yes do i regret it? no idts :}
Edit: I just realized why people are crying about being late and it’s because I didn’t tag them correctly. I am so sorry. :3
Edit 2: i was too late to hyperlink yesterday so here it is.
let's be honest with each other yamada who speaks english this often is just like a basic queer teenager from homophobic country in eastern europe.
bakugou shows his support by not showing his support
i CAN and WILL headcanon half of the mha characters as aroaces and neither you nor god can stop me.
me, giving paper medal with word 'aroace' on it to my favorite character: i give you the greatest honor that i have.
projecting my height diff obsession onto sanji? absolutely
Garp is the funniest character of One Piece because he's a marine and yet he had a revolutionary son and then three grandsons who are basically: A communist, an arsonist, and an anarchist. The four of them definitely say "fuck the Marines" on a daily basis but would probably show up to a family dinner as if nothing happened
me, after leaning that been absolutely drained after most of the social interaction to the point where i can't properly function and been in my own head 24/7 is not in fact been introverted and nerdy: oh, who would've guessed
cr: the song is Gold, Guns, Girls by Metric
"Generic passenger car pack" (https://skfb.ly/6sUFy) by Comrade1280 "2014 Toyota Corolla E180 EU (with interior)" (https://skfb.ly/oLAVz) by Armored Wave special thanks to @pan-da-hero for cheering me up during this long long journey and to [redacted] for doing hand modeling for me no questions asked <3
Ok but Dragon becoming a micro internet celebrity and gets asked to be on Thrist Tweets (is Buzzfeed run by Big News Morgans in the Modern AU? Much to think about) and he goes because he gets to plug all the important issues he’s fighting for and totally not because as filthy as the comments are they make him a little flattered (also plus he gets to do the puppy interview and he’s not passing that chance up).
“I know Crocodile can fight but can he win??” -“Yes he can, he’s very strong. You shouldn’t be fighting for people anyway.”
*picture of Dragon exiting courthouse*
“Does he do pro-bono work as in can he put bone in me 🤤🤤” - “I do in fact do pro-bono work..the regular kind.”
“Mmmfgh.” - “I don’t know what that means and I’m a little scared to say it out loud so let’s skip it huh?”
“I need to be his pretty little assistant so he can call me “good girl” when I bring him his coffee.” - “I’m pretty sure someone’s written something like that on AO3 by now. Do donate to them if you can, they’re a very important site.”
“So what are the chances he opened an OnlyFans at some point while he was retired? Asking for a friend.” - “Not zero. Sex work is work and it pays pretty damn well. Make of that what you and your friend will...”
“I just know he eats it right.” - “I’m southern, I eat a lot of things well and often.”
“I could not be the presiding judge with him in the room and still be expected to do my job correctly. Oh, you want this person to get locked up or pay a fine? Whatever you say, Daddy.” - “I mean, sweet-talking the judge and jury is the job in a nutshell, but thank you for recognizing the dangers of courtroom bias.”
“I was on jury for a divorce court case he was working, once. It was a sign from god that my man ain’t shit.” - “I would suggest couples counseling with a licensed therapist before doing anything drastic, but if your man is hard-lining against it with little to no explaination? That means he doesn’t want to work with you, and you need to get the hell outta that relationship. Speaking from personal experience.”
“Monkey D Dragon returning to the courtroom after twenty years with the meanest glow up and a face tat is wild work. Where’s my strap? I need to bend him over his own desk.” - “Did my husband write this? I feel like my husband wrote this.”
don't know about you guys but I'm still not over izuku's near death experience, afo's shitfuck with the shimuras, reappearing of aizawa and chapter 419 as a whole--
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MIC AND KUROGIRIKUMO AND SERO/SATO AND ERI AND AIZAWA???
can a man have a break pls I'm mere seconds from mental breakdown
20 y.o. agender aroace: they call me AAA battery. king of poor grammar skills (sorry).
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