Kageyama This Hinata That

hc that Sanji will yell and kick at the crew all day but when you know he's really snapped is if he starts using the customer service voice. Luffy appears in the kitchen for the 76th consecutive time this meal break and gets a strained "can I help you?" and nopes outta there immediately. Sanji asks Nami how she's liking her tea but in a detached restaurant tone and she pushes her sunglasses down and asks when he last slept. Zoro is annoying him for fun as usual when Sanji slips and calls him "Sir--" in a very stern voice and they both just go silent and stare at each other for several seconds. Zoro does the dishes that night without being asked.

i love when curiosity drives me to see what's going on in the more obscure hypothetically Problematique ship tags of a fandom (incest pairings and the like), and almost invariably i find very little fic but the fic that does exist is always like, over a dozen works written singlehandedly by one Extremely Dedicated Pervert. we need to cherish these people. support your fandom's local pervert today they're a load-bearing part of the ecosystem

honestly i think it would be hilarious if all todoroki siblings attended the UA's hero course at some point

'white-red hair, daddy issues and insanity in eyes? you must be todoroki'

and it would be ten times funnier if all of them were at aizawa's homeroom cuz honestly at least toya would be in the same level of chaotic good as midoriya.

aizawa: *slides the door open in the first day of school year and sees painfully familiar red and white hair*

aizawa: nope thanks i quit

just imagine: natsuo finally graduates and UA stuff can sit back and relax and then BOOM! GUESS WHAT it's shouto fucking todoroki and he's UNWELL AND READY TO CAUSE TROUBLE

Mihawk, age 41: *sitting in his castle sipping wine, with Zoro and Perona running around arguing* Not a moment's peace around here.

Mihawk, age 43: *balancing a crying Nemo on his hip while making dinner as Gryphon cleaves the furniture in half, Gabe runs around playing, and Buggy is doing one of his speeches that gets everybody cheering* It's quiet today.

So if Rocks stays with Whitebeard after Marineford and for a while calls the Moby dick home, would that make her the 'Mom' of the crew since Whitebeard is Pops?

I can just imagine it all starts one day because one of the younger members goes 'Thanks Ma/Mom' towards Rocks and it just catches on with the crew.

Yes, probably, after the crew realizes that Rocks is taking care of their pops. Older members of the crew might know who she is but it might take a while for Whitebeard to actually tell the crew (maybe he and Rocks have to figure out who they are to each other as well, after what happened.)

But when we talked about the "Mom" question before it's been suggested that it would be Marco who starts calling her Mom. He probably has a reason to do it, apart from just teasing. For example to signal to her that she has a place here with them if she wants it or to urge Whitebeard to get his head out of his ass. Sure, almost 40 years have passed, but Rocks is here now and even though WB has been insufferable while he recovers, she's not yet left. Etc etc.

i remember a few years ago i was watching mha and i through to myself that bakugo is really weird because he go to bed at like 8 p.m.

now I'm college student and ALL of my morning classes start at 8 a.m. and i need at least 1.5 hour to get to campus. so let me be honest... bakugo in his 15 years old was wiser than I'll ever be

the man have been aware of life secrets since childhood

i think we as a fandom are blessed with amount of characters and foggy dynamic between them because it gives us so many opportunities for shipping.

you like enemies to lovers? here you go dabihawks

you into high school sweethearts? no problem erasermic

you like kinda bratty dynamic? shigadabi

opposite attraction? shinkami

introvert/extrovert? tododeku

age gap? aideku

polyamory? erasercloudmic

the same thing goes with headcanons

uraraka is bi? no problem. toga's lesbian? okay. aizawa's aroace? i can see this. league of villains is in queer platonic relationship? cool

brilliant that's just brilliant and I LOVE THIS FREEDOM SO MUCH

WOW THAT'S AIZAWA HE'S BAAACK!!!

*a few panels and one injured izuku later*

mom pick me up I'm scared

There are varying and excellent ideas about what would happen if Zoro was in whole cake, but I am here to tell you that if he had been there, he'd have mistaken one or more of Sanji's brothers for Sanji, and in no particular order, would have 1. told them to get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich 2. asked them what the fuck they did to their hair, because they look uglier than usual now 3. smacked their ass or something all of those things combined would have made them feel some emotion