This Is Eerily Close To Australian Lad Culture And Now I'm Very Afraid.

They removed Krolia from this season so early because she’s more of a badass than any character has the right to be, and also they knew that all Voltron girls are Too Powerful, and that having more than (3) on the team would result in the war being tied up in half a season.

Hey so is anyone gonna talk about the fact that most of the paladins (bar Keith with his dimensional trip on a whale) have been gone from earth for roughly 5 years, but it’s only been less than 2 for them. Their families have been mourning them for 5 whole years, imagining them dead or, more likely, imagining missing 5 years of their lives and their children returning as adults in their early 20s. Like it’s such a throwaway line when Lance sees his family, but when he tells the youngest ones that they’ve gotten so big, they respond with “you’re exactly the same”. It’s even more noticeable with the main Garrison cadets being fully grown adults trusted with being leading pilots in experimental crafts. What a shock it must have been for the Garrison to be expecting cadets like these only more hardened with experience to come home, men and women growing up in a galactic war, only to be met with the same young faces that left all those years ago. How hard would it have been to sit and discuss war council with the legendary Voltron, while looking into a fifteen year old girls face knowing you were sending her out to possibly die. I think about it a lot. And it’s horrifying. The next question is: who is gonna write the fic where the garrison is trying to prepare for the final battle, and has to simultaneously wrap their heads around the fact that they are sending kids to fight their war? The higher ups will dismiss them despite their reputation because they see them laughing and goofing off in spare time, only to confront them with reprimands to reveal that the paladins, particularly Lance, joke to stay positive in the face of the horrors they’ve met. (And it’s obvious that these kids may be young but they have gone through more than anyone can comprehend, as Pidge offers a plan based on the horrific night of going solo against Sendak in the Castle of Lions, or Hunk absently mentioning the hallucinations they experienced prior to earth via a monstorous being and how he was going to sacrifice himself, or even Lance letting slip that he LITERALLY DIED. What can you say to these horrors?)

S5!Jon, deeply traumatised and waist-deep in The Eye: i am nothing more than a monster. who could ever love me? I have committed so many sins and I know I will never be forgiven for the blood on my hands. I will always be alone

Martin, standing with a knife in hand, ready to commit a murder, and having rejected a bunch of entities to chase after Jon: am I a joke to you?

THIS IS AMAZING

Is no one going to talk about how good these boys are at dancing? I get that they do dance practice for their routines but these are some sick as breakdance moves that really have no place on the ice.

I have decided I want a Marauders mini book series, a plethora of full color action-packed comic books, a tv series, and a movie… or two. And lots of wolfstar

But can you imagine

• Remus Lupin’s quiet and empty train compartment being bombarded into by two rambunctious boys named James Potter and SiriuslyFrickingHot Black and chubby Peter just slipping in and looking scared

• McGonagall’s eyeballs popping out of her head when Sirius almost breaks the Sorting Hat out of joy when he gets placed in Gryffindor

• Remus’s surprise when these boys accept him for who he is

• Mrs. Potter as the mom. Like no other mothers matter she is just always there. Always the soccer mom.

• The instant bonds of loyalty and friendship between the four boys and the late nights studying and researching how to illegally become an animagus for Remus’s benefit

• James standing up for his friends even when he isn’t needed because he just /needs/ to be looked at as some type of hero who waltzes in and saves the day because he is that annoying and loud and cocky best friend that accepts all the flaws if he loves you

• Peter surprising them all by helping James get Lily to go on a date with him because Peter just understands girls

• Sirius licking them all awake everyday an hour before their actual alarms go off so when they go back to sleep they only get like 15 more minutes of it.

• Remus giggling like a five year old girl when Sirius licks him awake

• Sirius ranting on dramatic monologues about the injustice of brussel sprouts and how they are stereotyped into automatic hatred by people who have never tried them before and other topics that seem just a bit silly but to Sirius the world is ending

• James Sirius and Peter sneaking into the kitchens to dump off loads of chocolate at the hospital wing after a transformation so when Remus wakes up he is in bliss

• The four marauders causing mayhem at the Potter’s during all different school holidays because their home is with each other and James is bloody rich and you just have to imagine that they all have their separate bedrooms but they end up dragging their mattresses into one room and chatting until who knows when

• Sirius ‘experimenting’ with how many times he can perform magic at home without getting expelled

• Sirius dragging them all to a Black family reunion because he is bored and he has to sit in a corner and be quiet and when they arrive they sit in the corner and be quiet with him

• James Sirius and (reluctantly) Peter playing hookie one day and Remus is like where are they and he gets out of his first class and they blindfold him and drag him to Hogsmeade because he refused to skip class earlier that day and the marauders would just /not be complete/ without you, Moony

• James and Sirius hiding sweets in their robes during class and getting detention later that day for ‘chewing on their clothing rather inappropriately’

• Remus and Peter pairing up to prank McGonagall and leaving James and Sirius with a detention because according to McGonagall ‘who else could have done it!?’ and not a clue as to the mischievous smiles on the two boy’s faces

• Lily getting tired of hearing the question ‘will you go out with me?’ And just resorting to saying 'no’ everytime she makes eye contact with James

• Sirius making a little book with Sirius/Serious puns

• Remus getting worked up and red in the face when someone insults musical theatre

• Sirius making a little book with werewolf puns

• Finding out that the reason Sirius’s hair was so long was because someone told him he looked like a girl so he never cut it and rocked the look completely

• Remus wearing dull colored sweaters that are fraying at the ends and jeans a that are just a little too short and they show off his wonderful Christmas socks that he wears year round because they are /comfortable/

• Sirius claiming every aspect of his life is punk rock

• James’s glasses fogging up in the winter and he just blindly bumps into people yelling SORRY MATE

• Sirius coming up with a nickname for McGonagall every week and using it during class and EVERYWHERE and James playing along like that has always been her name I have no idea why you are talking about

• Remus challenging them all to an eating contest the day of his transformation (so he is really hungry) and Peter miraculously winning and eating more than a fricking werewolf

• Graduation day of the marauders and McGonagall finding herself in tears because those boys were her /sons/ her horribly misbehaved and little genius /sons/ who are all grown up but not really because you can’t take the immaturity away from a marauder

• James and Lily getting a flat together and loving every minute of it

• James sneaking over to the flat that Sirius and Remus share to spend time with them. And Peter is there too of course but he still lives with his mom because he’s too poor but he comes over constantly to spend time with friends that have opened up his eyes to the big world around him

• You just know that Lily knew James snuck out to see his friends but she never said anything because she knew they were more like brothers than anything else

Okay but like the HxH movies are so much unnecessarily gayer than even the tv show. One of the first scenes in Phantom Rogue is Killua staring adoringly into Gon's sleeping face, after which they start arguing like a married couple. Then you've got Leorio fussing over Kurapika and never letting him out of his sight, That Scene everyone knows where Gon is splayed over Killua's lap after getting knocked off their feet (they got knocked into each other a suspiciously large amount of times in that one fight), as well as Killua holding Gon's hand to lead him to the mansion, despite Kurapika walking unassisted behind them (Killua is so thirsty for skin contact but doesn't wanna say it in actual meaningful hugs). And the worst contender of all: Killua literally acting like a jealous boyfriend as soon as he met Retz. He was so threatened by her when he thought she was a guy, but not so much when she was a girl???? He must think Gon is like exclusively gay if he's only worried about him being taken by another guy (despite Gon being a powerful pansexual icon). Please watch the HxH movies. You will not regret it.

I think if Ally Beardsley and Taliesin Jaffe ever existed in a room together the world would fold in on itself with the sheer amount of collective raw eldritch and queer energy that their fleshy human facades contain.

SO today I went into the bathroom at school and there was writing scrawled all over the wall there. It read Croatoan. Lucifer is coming...again.

Supernatural fandom is already getting ready for the best scenario.

PB? Personal Best? No you mean Personal Bawling. I'm going for my record tonight.